Anita walks into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can toi tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if toi will drop it on the counter I can tell toi everything toi need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
Anita didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $25.00".
She says, "That's amazing that toi can tell all that just par the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $30.50."
Anita says, "But didn't toi say it was $25.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $25.00, the canard call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
A scene from Cheech and Chong's movie The Corsican Brothers. My parents l’amour this movie and forced me to watch it. It's one of those stupid films that toi can't help but find funny. :P
