Yup,it's that time again.The aléatoire Club is once again under COMPLETE aléatoire control.Post anything toi want right here!!!

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. toi think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be haut, retour au début o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, toi buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're poisson nourriture now, lad.

I have to get this out of my system anyway.

I have been a fan of a montrer called Ni Hao, Kai-Lan since I was 12, which is weird. Yeah, I'm 17 now, but I just CAN'T shake it.
If any of toi are Happy arbre Friends fans, toi will be glad to know that if Lumpy ever shows up at my house(in my dreams at least), then I will give him the biggest asskicking the world has ever faced.

Link.

Okey-dokey. (i dunno what animé this is though)

kk did toi know paul mccartney has a strechy face?

Pie! Apple! Look over there! I like this club! Who are you? Banana! HAHAHA!!! I'M MAD!!! ou am I? Yes,I am! AAAAAHHH!!!!! Oh,I know! I know! A box!



Well,you a dit post anything!

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Water vapor

:D

okay. if toi call me a brony toi will get one heck of a fight.

TEEN TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<33

toi did what I fucking say just about sexual intercourse, toi are mostly female? I cut confirmation of plus than 300, and there will be I will I will have been involved in the raid secret of many on the Al · Quaeda and, toi know graduated from the haut, retour au début of my class in the Navy Seals I have. I I have been out of the haut, retour au début U.S. military sniper whole of the war and trained gorilla. toi are one target is no longer anything to me. I have not seen toi before on this earth to be precise, which wiped out the sex to love, to mark the words of my shit. What do toi think can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet you? I think the guy again. Has now been traced I have been in contact with my secret spy network between the IP and the United States as we speak toi have a good storm, so that toi can prepare maggots. The storm clears the poor little thing called your life. toi are dead, the children shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, I can kill toi in plus ways than one hundred seven, but it's just my bare hands. Not only, I have trained extensively in unarmed combat, I'm your little shit off the face of the continent, and toi have access to the weapons of the entire United States Marine Corps disastrous to wipe your ass, you'll be using it to its fullest. If toi only can be known ou retaliation was about a little ridiculous commentaire "smart" is to bring down to you, toi had held your tongue shit maybe. However, toi are paying the price fool toi redneck white guy, and now could not be you, but toi did not. I am the anger of shit than you, toi addicted to it. toi are shit toi died.

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