What is the funniest conversation toi ever had?

there was a small explosion down the rue from my school and i got the jour off


me: *waking up*
me: *looks at clock, 8:32* (my bus comes at 7:30)
me: that can’t be right *gets out of bed*
mum: did u just get up?
me: yep
mum: schools cancelled, there was an explosion
me: *wtf?* school blew up?!
mum: *laughs* no! a chemical reaction near it
me: *damnit!* oh
me: *gets back into lit and tries not to smile too much*

Not between me, but my two best friends.

Here's how it went:

Daniel- "It's crossant."

Zack- *in a bad French accent*"Crossant!"

Daniel- "Crossant."

Zack- *in bad French accent* "Crossant!"

Me- XD

when my dad a dit he was on teen mom lol

With parents

me and my little 2 an old cousin talking about justin bieber. she loves him! i personally dont... but everything she says is just too funny!

Me: Aw dammit I have a stuffy and runny nose! D:
Sister: Eh, at least toi aren't in a hospital
Me: *sneezes all over her, with my runny nose gunk on her face*

My friend and I's conversations.. X3 (They're funny to me...anyway.. X3)

Teacher: What will the hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica cause?

Jos: *looks at me and whispers* The ice will melt and the world will flood...and we'll drown.

Me: Oh crap... I'll live in a tower.

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Jos: What do toi call a Monkey crossed with a Llama?

Me: Mollama.

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Jos: I have a headache...how do I cure it?

Me: ...LEECHES.

(In the older jour they believed leeches were the cure for everything... as told to us par our social teacher X3)

Once at burger king I heard a man say can I have a cheese burger without cheese

The funniest conversations I ever had are with myself.

Annoying Belieber and the rest of our class.
Callie: OMG! Mr. C, can we play Bieber musique for our suivant concert?!?!
Everybody (except her and the teacher): NO!