What is your opposite?

God doesn't exist, rose is the best color ever, witchcraft involves the Devil, Homosexuality isn't an abomonation(probably mispelled that,but I don't care), I l’amour Egypt, Greece sucks, I'm not an anemic, I am very social, I have a lot of Friends in real life, I can't sing, I hate Glee, Kevin Mchale is ugly, I l’amour to be wrong, I'm not creative at all,and I can totes dance!

i hatez teh colurz gr33n n r3d, 1t makez sens dey iz chozen 4 xmas cuz xmas sux sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, almst az muc as anime, cuz for de sak of god, animé is so freekin stpid, r3tarded n gay. az u can c no, i luvz uzing bad grmmr, punchasion n spelln cuz its so freekn dum n i luv takin l1k3 tis n i luv uzing gay as n insult cuz evrybudy noes gays n lebos shud burn in h3ll n evribdy hoo dusnt tink so shud burn in h3ll too. 1 h8 animé t33n ttans n crap lik dat al anmatdd stuf rly cuz its 4 retrds besids evribudy i no tls me i shudnt wach it so im defnitly lwaiz lisning to dem. im a trol bt i rly dnt giv a fuk. o yea dats anuder ting abut me i luv crsing syin fuk shit n stuf iz mi lif3. im rly nrml n borin actuly n nt wird @ all but aftr all i h8 all wird peeplz n am rel quik to juge dem freeks. im of avrage intligenc but i brun foncé, dun care becuz after al al dat rly maters is looks n sexines n stuf. i luv sprts n stuf but h8 cartuns n of curs buks cuz tey so gay n retardd. im a cold n hartles persun hoo only carez abut miself n h8 most uder peepl bt i stil have many frinds itz minly out of fear tough bt i dont give a fuk. id go on teling u abut miself but itz a wast of my tme cuz ur all such luzers aniway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pray to God every jour because he totally exists and will send the gays to hell, and then work on homework for 5 hours every day, then go to sleep as soon as I'm done. I hate artsy things like art and theatre, and prefer sports and athletics. I'm also a total flirt, and I'm never single. Taylor Swift's musique inspires me, and so do the Hunger Games books. I also think Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, and Johnny Depp are such freaks. I like films with actrices like Emma Stone and guys who just montrer off their abs. Plays and comédies musicales are boring to watch, I'd much rather be playing sports ou hanging out with my boyfriend! Also Glee is the best montrer ever, it's so well written.

o em gee! i leik totally hate cartoonz! >:( id rather wach GLEE! God SO EXISTS because we hav SOOO much evidence. petit gâteau, cupcake UNICORN PORKCHOPS! MDR IM SO RANDOM...

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I hate animé and manga so much. It's for losers who have no life. rose and purple are the best couleurs ever! Screw every other color. Im obssessed with Edward Cullen, I have posters hanging in my room and I wish I can marry him. Pie is the worst nourriture ever, heck it isn't even food! SpongeBob makes toi even plus retarded. I l’amour sparkles so much! One plus thing, I hate yaoi and Yuri, I wish it will disappear forever. Anyone who likes yaoi and ou Yuri has a mental disorder. Greek mythology is just plain disturbing. lire is for NERDS. Gay people don't deserve to live in this world.

Hi. I'm boring as hell (oh no i cussed. That is against my policy. I have no Friends and i sit in a corner alone at lunch. My parents aren't over protective and i am aloud to rendez-vous amoureux, date whenever i feel like it if i can even get a girlfriend. I have not a thought in my head and am an airhead. I am preppy as crap and am not half ocd. I have black hair and pick my nose. :p. The opposite of me sucks!

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...Hey.

My opposite is a boy,lol.
A non-funny,grammer hater,HP hater,Twilight loving,video game hater,writing hater,singing hater,Language Arts hater,nature haater,boring,untalented,short,stick in the mud,boy. Oh,and one who hates my friend's and does not like jouer la comédie crazy.

I totally hate symmetry and I'm totally not obsessed with numbers but my favori numbers are the number that comes after 4 and the number that comes before 8 and I was born with black hair but I dye it blonde and I can't draw worth shit and I hate monochromatic couleurs and balance can go suck a dick animé is a waste of time and so are dessins animés science is a crappy subject and I can't stand it when things are clean I l’amour germs and I hate hand sanitizer and I l’amour chiens but I can't stand chats and bridges are so cool. I dress like garbage and I can't stand wearing makeup and I'm so laid back and totally not uptight ou neurotic at all and I do not have OCD ou clinical depression!


(I'd throw something in about hating the numbers 3 and 8 and hating Death the Kid and my boyfriend Klaus but that's just too much I can't do it.)

I'm totally into doing drugs, and getting drunk and having sex at a young age and stuff. I mean, YOLO! Text it! I think animé is totally dumb, and videogames too. Especially Zelda. My favori musique is screamo and rap, they are totally awesome. I l’amour everyone, and I think the world is a great place! I think abortion is wrong, and that gay people should not be allowed to get married. Obama is a horrible president, and Rick Santorum would be a great president! I absolutely hate cats. Oh, and I think memes and Tumblr are dumb!

Like, grammar isn't important AT ALL!!!1!! I mean, why does it matter? And, like, OMG, animé is SOOOO stupid. It just doesn't make sense! And symmetry? PLEASE! It doesn't matter AT ALL1 Taylor rapide, swift and Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus musique has so much meaning and inspires me everyday! I also just l’amour dating! A single jour never passes where I don't have a boyfriend! And sports and athletics are EVERYTHING! Who cares about lire and the arts? Heavy Metal musique is so icky! Its all screaming and devil worship. Gay people should, like, burn in hell the rest of their life! Its just wrong and disgusting! And if toi don't agree with me, your wrong. Nobody else has a choice. And my pancreas works perfectly. :3

I don't have a dick

Like one direction is the gayest band eve harry potter is for stupid gay people Justin beiber is the sexiest beast god like totally didn't exist fanpop is stupid Fred and the annoying orange are the funniest people ever Niall is the ugliest thing on earth totally do my homework all jour I l’amour school and ya like totally

I am... a Shinigami? I mean, no, I'm not a Shinigami. The cake is-no, isn't-a lie... Is the cake a lie? I really don't know. My god, this is the toughest decision, like, ever. I really hate animé with all my cœur, coeur and vindictiveness. I also think the environment is shit and doesn't deserve attention and I think that money is, like, so important... Its probably the best thing ever. I also really fucking hate everyone and want to kill them all, because they are just such pricks. I l’amour Justin Bieber and One Direction. I also like Westlife and all other cool, gay pop music. I think Led Zeppelin is the worst band ever to have been known in musique history. Normally I suck at spelling, but today I'm acin' it. I don't like to read livres - that is for nerds. I totally DON'T have a tattoo. I don't want any (more?). I l’amour rich people and celebrities, tehy are all so awesome. animaux don't deserve to live on this planet.

(How was that? XD)