What If Gummy Bears Could Talk To You?

The Gummy ours Song

I would still eat them

I don't know, but if they could, I would bite their heads off before they'd say something that would scare the crap out of me. Talking in-animate things give me the creeps. o.o

I'd bite off their heads and put them on other bodies before they could say a word.

oh hell no not again *bites head off* iam not letting them rule the world

that would just be awkward dont toi think? it would be like "nooo dontttt eattt our heads off!" it would be wiered haha

How should I know? Ask the gummy bear

I would listen and see if they knew the launch codes of the missiles in America so I could blow up some countries! But if they didn't I would eat them.