What would toi do if toi were drunk?

That depends with who I'm with. If I'm with my best friend and we were in college (I wouldn't underage drink :P) then we'd probably just end up sleeping with aléatoire dudes. If I was with my best guy friend/my crush/my legit friend with benefits then we'd probably end up sleeping together. If I was with my mom then I'd probably not get drunk in the first place and just go home.

Oh the possibilities...

I don't know act drunk, be drunk.... look like i'm drunk.

idk id be epic

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If I were drunk I'd probably:

Break aléatoire stuff,
Yell at people (Especially strangers),
Jump in a moon bounce,
Get kicked out of a public place,
Ride bumper cars,
Try to eat a sponge,
Call aléatoire people on my cellphone and tell them I'm outside their house,
Have strange mood swings,
Confuse everyone around me,
Make my mother cry,
Go outside and scream, "THE CAKE IS A LIE" at aléatoire people.

I think that's it.
That is what i'd do if I were drunk. I am sure of it.

I'm sure I'd be an angry drunk and end up punching a frat guy in the face.

i will never be drunk i hate bière and other

Two words...

Hmm...Get drunk in Japan, my best-friend with me and dye our hair bright blue then get a tattoo.

Be Drunk

What wouldn't I do?

Go around trying to make everything symmetrical.