Do toi Know Rule 34?

Sure do.
Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

Rule 35 is "If there is no porn of it, it will be made."

Rule 36 is "If you've thought of it, somebody out there has a fetish for it."

Thank you, Internet!

There is no rule 34.:U

As for the other rules:

1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting
57: Always place a dehumidifier in your room.
58: When I'm humming a tune to myself, toi must not speak!
75: Excalibur's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner (he considers every jour to be his birthday, therefore this task must be performed every day)
172: Seek harmony seek it thus
202: The highest class toilet must be prepared
278: toi must never permit carrots in my meals
349: toi must never violate my nourriture preferences
452: toi must attend my daily 5 heure story telling party
473: You're to always stay 3 steps behind me while walking
578: A hero shall always convey the truth
602: nourriture must be freshly prepared
667: Always praise Excalibur
679: I must always have a dehumidifier in my room
778: Never mail out packages cash-on-delivery
998: When toi order a package for accueil delivery, toi must always use cash on delivery

I do.

I know Rule 63...don't ask about the picture...

Rule 34: If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what toi are looking for.

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Yes. Rule 1 is the best, though.

Yes. o_________o

1. No Profanity, unless toi are cool enough to cuss.
2. Shut up when a troll speaks to you, it just wants attention.
3. If toi eat waffles, toi are a God.
34. There are no rules, toi noob!

Eeyup.
These are all the internet rules BTW.
Yes, they're small.