Finish These Sentences!

1.Kiss my poo poo

2.I pledge alligiance, to you're death.:)

3.The names Bond, Blonde bond.

4."Don't stop- crapping! Hold on to the feeling!"

5.Cat! I'm a kitty cat, and I have stinky fishy breath.

6.You. Me. Let's go piss.

7.Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat even Dora couldn't explore her.

8.No shit, sherlock.

9.Hey apple, salut apple, salut apple, why can't I eat you?

Ouch, I have a bee stuck in me!

1. Kiss my fat american ass.

2. I pledge allegiance, to those that suit me while they promote my interests.

3. The names Bond, A debt investment in which an investor loans money to an entity, Bond.

4. "Don't stop- killing! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I sit around all jour licking myself. (Youtube video)

6. You. Me. Let's go rob a bank.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat when she sat down, it caused the Japon 'quake. (too soon?)

8. No shit, Veronica Mars.

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple, I will not justify this with a response!
(Youtube video, The Annoying Orange)

10. Ouch, I have a Rebeccah Black song stuck in me! (get it out, get it out!)

1. Kiss my ass.

2. I pledge allegiance, to my ass.

3. The names Bond, my cul, ass Bond.

4. "Don't stop- my ass! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and toi like my ass. (Youtube video)

6. You. Me. Let's go and montrer my ass.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat her cul, ass is bigger than mine.

8. No shit, my ass.

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple, hey, it's my ass!
(Youtube video, The Annoying Orange)

10. Ouch, I have an asshole stuck in me!

1. Kiss my ass.

2. I pledge allegiance, to your death.

3. The names Bond,Bond Bond.

4. "Don't stop get it get it! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I have a faint distaste for Sunday afternoons .

6. You. Me. Let's go roller blading.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat when god a dit let there be light she moved out the way.

8. No shit, Einstein...

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple,......HI!

10. Ouch, I have a vaugely phallic object stuck in me!

1. Kiss my lips, I l’amour toi baby. ;)

2. I pledge allegiance, to nobody.

3. The names Bond, Samurai Bond.

4. "Don't stop- loving me! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I kill people's couches. XD

6. You. Me. Let's go to the scenic overlook, it's beautiful out there.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat, toi know what...I shouldn't be saying this.

8. No shit, I needed that poop for the fertilizer.

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple, I'm going to eat toi now. >:O >:|

10. Ouch, I have a sword stuck in me!

A five an old can finish these sentences.

These sentences are too normal for me to fill in. All of the right réponses keep coming to mind and I can't think around them.

1. Kiss my ring lolz XD im royalty.

2. I pledge allegiance, to ..... *coughs* sorry hair ball!

3. The names Bond, jasmin *wipes hair* Bond.

4. "Don't stop- the musique lolz ! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I ..... hold on hair ball *gagging sound*.

6. You. Me. Let's go play nutcraker me first lolz XD.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat she stand out side KFC licking other pplz fingers (or She rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar).

8. No shit, dipstick (?).

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple, ..... olla (?)!

10. Ouch, I have a Stick (idk) stuck in me!

1.Kiss my black ass.

2. I pledge allegiance, to the flag.

3. The names Bond,James Bond.

4. "Don't stop- believing! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I purr. (Youtube video)

6. You. Me. Let's go party.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat,she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.
8. No shit,dumbass.

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple,Knife!
(Youtube video, The Annoying Orange)

10. Ouch, I have a needle stuck in me!

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1. Kiss my hamster.

2. I pledge allegiance, to your mom...

3. The names Bond, Retard Bond.

4. "Don't stop- up the toilet! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I have a deadly disease and I'm dying, so GO AWAY!

6. You. Me. Let's go in the water.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat she has to fly in a double-sized plane!

8. No s***, dumbbucket.

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple, you're a mother! (Roflmao!)

10. Ouch, I have a sharp thing stuck in me!

1. Kiss my sass! (all claims go to my best friend Emily for making this up)
2. I pledge allegiance, to the band, of Mister Shneebly (School of Rock!)
3.The names Bond,Friendship Bond
4. "Dont stop the music! Hold on to the feeling! (please dont stop the music- Rihanna
5.Cat, Im a kitty cat and I am an internet sensation!
6. You. Me. Lets go watch Harry Potter
7. Yo mama is fat! Yo mama is so fat she makes Fat Albert look like Skinny Albert! Ohhh! (i suck at yo mama jokes)
8.No shit,you retard (i say this everyday in my life)
9.Hey apple, salut apple, your fruity!
10.Ouch! I have a gum stuck in me! (dont ask, I ran out of ideas)

. Kiss my lovely ass.

2. I pledge allegiance, to __________________________.

3. The names Bond, Covalent Bond. (that was ionic XD)

4. "Don't stop- Screaming! Hold on to the feeling!"

5. Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I meow.

6. You. Me. Let's go To a shopping spree XD.

7. Yo Momma is fat! Yo Momma is so fat uhhhhhhhh she may need a diet.

8. No shit, dumbass.

9. salut apple, salut apple, salut apple, arent u glad i didnt say bananna!

10. Ouch, I have a stick stuck in me!

Kiss my pineapple.

I pledge allegiance, to Mario.

The name's Bond, Ace Ventura Bond.

Don't stop- eating! Hold on to the feeling!

Cat! I'm a Kitty Cat, and I bite!! (YouTube video)

You. Me. Let's go annoy everyone we see.

Yo Momma is fat. Yo Momma so fat that when she went to the ocean, the whales said, "Grandma!! You're home!!"

No s***, Rebecca Black.

salut Apple, salut Apple, salut Apple, you're red!
YouTube video, Annoying Orange)

Ouch! I have a pastèque, melon d’eau stuck in me!