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What's a good comeback for shut your face ou shut up?

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say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT toi better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR toi and for shut up i would say why don't toi if your gonna be an cul, ass
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say shut dont go up cars go fast so take me conseil and Kiss my @SS!!!
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partypony said:
I just say, "Your mom." Doesn't make sense, but it works every time.
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MDR
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THAT WAS MY ANSWER
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-sapherequeen- said:
"Unless there's an automatic door connected to my cheek that I can open and close at all times, I don't see how that would be possible."


Yeah, that's probably a bad one.


I'd probably go with, "Is that really your best comeback?" ou "Typical response of an idiot when intelligence makes its appearance."
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I like the typical response one!
x-menobsessed26 posted il y a plus d’un an
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:D Yes!
BeastBoyCahill posted il y a plus d’un an
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person' shut up me' toi now who toi talkin to? person yea me' woops too scared to say it kid
lolmanjksae posted il y a plus d’un an
LinaHarrow said:
OH! I get what your asking now.
I always say "I will not be silenced.".
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dramatic!
harindirulz posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ooo, good one! Imma gonna use that one suivant time!
BeastBoyCahill posted il y a plus d’un an
KatiiCullen94 said:
Your wish is my command Biatch.
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WRITE IT LIKE THIS OK THATS BEE-OCH
shaneoohmac13 posted il y a plus d’un an
tabithasb13 said:
"Why don't toi make me?"
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i would say how about toi shut up so i can shut up after toi shut your face in a door
lolmanjksae posted il y a plus d’un an
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i would say can toi say shut up one plus so i can get a comeback for ya to say after i roast ya?
lolmanjksae posted il y a plus d’un an
VampiresRevenge said:
"I'm not creative enough to think of a comeback, so wait a few minutes while I ask fanpop what I should say."
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Jroc said:
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No toi shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
Why don't toi slip into something plus comfortable, like a coma.
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ivoryphills said:
"I would, but then there'll be nothing to tune out your crap."
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Justie_Love said:
Shut me up where? ou try ur own advise :p that's wat I say
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shaneoohmac13 said:
JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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JUST GIVE HIM THE FINGER EH!
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MDR i know eh!
shaneoohmac13 posted il y a plus d’un an
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salut thats MOTHAFUCKIN EH! MDR
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F**KIN " A "
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CokeTheUmbreon said:
I got many:

toi shut up
Go fuck yourself
Tell me to shut up again, NIGGA!

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nah, that would be a sign of someone who is TRIGGERED!! they usually comeback saying someone is triggered ou has anger issues...
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Bubble132 said:
I always say : why don't toi ! That makes them shut up !
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LuvWeezy7 said:
No You. It works for everything. Try it.
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mrsspencereid said:
A populaire one at my school is "Shut doesn't go up." Stupid, I know, but no one even thinks twice about it where I live.
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Chewfjkd said:
thats what your mom a dit last night is a GOOD one.


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Hidden said:
Silence ou indifference, it pisses the dumbass off completely.
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it works.
Kentomlin posted il y a plus d’un an
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i don't get it? do toi say ''silence ou indifference''?
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Duncan-lover1 said:
"or wat?! u'll montrer it in me?!"
it grosses them out lotz XD
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adultswimperson said:
I say "You're Mom" ou "Chicken-Butt".:)
Works everytime.:D
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nymph_tonks said:
"go to hell." ou "eff you." work.
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toi want to do something plus insultingly smart instead of quick thinking.
Natethegrate2 posted il y a plus d’un an
GWENxTRENT said:
Shut don't go up! Only dead people do!
Your mom.
WHY DON'T toi MAKE ME FOOL!

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I like the last one!
kristalovepercy posted il y a plus d’un an
h2ogirl123 said:
Easy just say "Nah I'm good" :D that's what i do hahaha
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Perfect XD
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harindirulz said:
*punch*
ou if toi are into non violence say,
"no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" ou "could toi spell that for me"
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PhoenixRoyale said:
I've got multiple réponses for this. :L

"Pft, at least I GOT a mouth and use it correctly, instead of being an @$$. =.="

"Don't talk about yourself, you're making yourself look bad..."

"Says the one who wouldn't!"

Yep, very lame answers. D:
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I actually like these ones XD
Natethegrate2 posted il y a plus d’un an
SwEEtOOth123 said:
Here's a good one! Say "What black,blue and buried in a ditch?" person will say "What?" "You if toi don't take that back!"
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wantadog said:
Do what he says and shut his face
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XDDD
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Musiquelover said:
Say " shut doesn't go up" //shot//
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LightLink said:
Just say, "I don't feel like it. Why don't toi try."
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sexi_emo_girl said:
YO MOMMMA/DADDY (it depends on which parent they l’amour more)
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l1ly0tter said:
"My mom."
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VanilaCoco said:
I'm too lazy too!

(works for pretty much everything)
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MrsRight216 said:
say suck my dick
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Real mature comeback...
blackpanther666 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Suck my dick!
CokeBoy97 posted il y a plus d’un an
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I volunteer as tribute but let me get the microscope first.
justMarie posted il y a plus d’un an
summer2987 said:
i don ' t shut up , i grow up and when i look at your face i throw up ,


from stand par me , l’amour that movie .
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Perfect MDR
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zutaradragon said:
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u...
ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks ou bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
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*Cough* Sorry, but that was a fail...
blackpanther666 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Sorry...
CokeBoy97 posted il y a plus d’un an
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I would just like 2 point out how long il y a this was
zutaradragon posted il y a plus d’un an
zanhar1 said:
Just keep talking.
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Lol. XDDD
blackpanther666 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Lol, good one.
FloraorStella posted il y a plus d’un an
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Perfect MDR
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blackpanther666 said:
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.

'Firstly, toi have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, toi wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
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Anaely said:
U can say' sorry, but I don't take commands from idiots'
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daniel0104 said:
If they say shut your face then say:"shut yo buttcrack all the shit and the poison falls out

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MineTurtle5 said:
My big sister always says 'Make me'. It works really well. Trust me.
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FloraorStella said:
Just say, "Make me ou shut yourself up, jerk."
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funnyanswerhi said:
I'll shut up when toi shut up but toi never shut up
Say this in one quick sentence
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Castiel488 said:
If someone told me to shutup , I would say montrer about toi shutdown cause your getting annoying..
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DarkGirI27 said:
If it's a girl, just say "I'll 'shut my face' when toi close your legs."
and be sure to glare. o-o
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youllneverknow0 said:
If the person was a slut say "why don't toi shut toi legs?!"
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judy_n_love said:
i would say : "honestly i would slap toi but that would be animal abuse"
IT WORKS EVERYTIME!!!
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TAIKAMODO said:
For "Shut Up"

"If something shuts, it goes down and closes. Up is the opposite of down. So if toi tell me to shut up, that must mean i should keep talking."

For "Shut Your Face"

"Do toi see a door on my face anywhere? No? Well, unless toi want me to make a door to your jaw thar DOESN'T close, i suggest toi be quiet yourself."
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Damn...
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1800cokethatho said:
I would say its ok your on your period youll get over it

ou salut how did toi get here did toi open your cage
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Sara90876445 said:
Just start cracking up and say " What happened to u?" and point at their face. Then walk away. They will be so confused
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Canada24 said:
This :)
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CokeBoy97 said:
I'd say...
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I'd say...
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carlie445 said:
If someone says shut up, toi just say AND DANCE WITH ME! Works every time...
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THIS WOMANS MAH DESTINY SAYIN OH OH OH SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!
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ChiliPepperLuv said:
The best comeback for shut up is, "Usually, shut doesn't go up."
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Peaceandlove67 said:
A good comeback to shut your face could be. "I didn't know faces could shut." A good comeback to shut up could be, "And if I don't..."
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KO-KO said:
Shut don't go up, prices do. So do me A favor and shut up to.

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rhymes to
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Nick3600 said:
"I bet toi Kiss girls fagot"
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Big_Bad_Wolf said:
Stick your butt up
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BEN_DROWNED said:
toi shouldn't have done that.
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justMarie said:
But everytime I look at toi I throw up.
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CombackWin said:
"Shut up!" There's no law that says I have to.
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Sunflame said:
Just ask "Why?" They can never think of a good response.
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somebody can say" because I a dit so ou because toi need to
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Hennistar said:
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:

I like trains.

Hi.

I like DOG FACE.

2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH


3rd. Be like,: Who toi talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who toi talkin to but if toi want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto

4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA

5th. Ima let toi keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny cul, ass jokes
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princess_andrea said:
toi can't shut me up your not the boss of me so talk to me hand
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r9holland said:
toi say, I don't shut up , I throw up. NOW LICK IT UP LILE HIEHUNTS KETCHUP!!!
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boytoy_84 said:
I'd say "fratello sei matto?" (You mad bro?)
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SwagGirl971 said:
Person:Shut Up Me: Your the one talking so why dont you?
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itsmebruh said:
Say this: I don't shut up, I grow up
And when I see your face, I wanna throw up
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻#getwrecked
-that was bad sorry😂😁
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jaysonlimos6 said:
Make me toi @sshole
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Dr_Raniya said:
First I used to be that idiot who just coughed ou a dit ahem! But now I just say, "I don't shut up, I grow up and when I see ya o throw up."
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ErzaScarletXX said:
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and toi ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, toi can't think how to, because toi have no brain"
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houwe said:
I will if toi do!
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TheRoastMaster said:
Once someone tells toi to "Shut up",Then toi say I can't because Shut doesnt go up unless toi can reverse Gravity
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VanillaCupcake1 said:
Shut it yourself, toi idiot!
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alienman2121 said:
Just say "Ladies first" because if they boy they rage if they girl they leave
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FabulousFrie said:
When someone tells toi to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make toi go away?"
ou when someone tells toi to shut your face say "Can toi shut YOUR face in a door?"
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lolmanjksae said:
i would say your telling me shut up then toi shut your but up
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ilovecookies3 said:
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" ou well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't toi just shut up and mind your own business.'" and toi bet i a dit " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
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Elio_1010 said:
That’s what I told ur mom last night
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Natethegrate2 said:
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.

ou just start chant "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl toi don't have to sing that verse

typically all toi have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of toi for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest ou make them think that toi are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.
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CottonGirl123 said:
When someone says shut up to you, Say: Oh I feel so sad for toi because toi have to shut up:(

If they say it with you're name say: Oops, toi spelled you're name very wrong, Better luck suivant time!
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