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EmzLovesCheryl said:
Hmm. I can remember a récent conversation which was meant to be a compliment towards me but was a tad strange. I've got it saved in my Facebook boîte mail somewhere, I'll find it.... here it is! Girl: You're like a star, aren't you? toi know, because you're so kind. Me: Aww, thankyou! But that's toi hun. Girl: Nahh. I mean you're extra kind! Everyone loves you! Except the jealous ones... Actually, no! You're better than a star, you're Jesus! Yes! Everyone loved Jesus, except the people who were jealous of him, right? Me: Um, thanks, if toi say so... Girl: I do. Yeah, you're like the reincarnation of Jésus Emily! Oh my God why didn't I notice it before! toi even look like the guy! Me: How the fuck do toi know what Jésus looks like! Girl: Don't swear, that makes toi less like Jesus. No, I'm seriously excited, I actually think you're Jesus, I'm Friends with Jesus! Me: Um, *name*, are toi ok? I thought it was a compliment at first, but are toi saying I have facial hair?! Girl: Noo. I don't mean toi look like a man, I mean your facial features look like Jesus's. Don't worry, he was attractive. Actually that reminds me, me and *name* were saying how much toi looked like Michael Jackson the other day, and it's true! You're so lucky! Me: Why are to telling me this?! I thought toi were my friend? :D Girl: What the hell are toi on about? You're the luckiest person in the world! You're Jesus, Michael Jackson, and Emily all in one! And toi don't even realize how lucky toi are, do you? It's not fair. :( Me: Are toi being sarcastic? Girl: Wtf? No! Me: So...you really believe that I'm the reincarnation of Jésus and you're jealous of the fact that I look like a man? o_O Girl: You've got it wrong. But yes, I do believe that, and I am jealous. Like I said, you're special in this world Em, I wish I was special. Why can't I be the reincarnation of Mary? :( Me: *name*, I think you'd better go and lie down... Girl: Whatever. Bye. *signs off*. Me: o_O
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