ok there are a few... 1. A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!" 2.What are toi going to do for a face when that babouin asks for its cul, ass back??! 3. Jésus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. and finally... 4. l’amour at first sight is a sign of 2 much 2 drink.
I was waiting for the bus driver with some other friends. There was also an alcoholic who's sitting suivant to us, also waiting for the bus driver we thought. After a while we asked the guy if he might know where the driver is. He a dit to us that he would come if he's ready and we agreed with him. Then the guy put his bottle bière to his lips, drank the last shoot and stepped into the bus. He was our driver ...
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Shit o.o please tell me toi didn't get into the bus xD
My friend got a 69 on her math test. She got all exited and jumped around the room shoving her score in people's faces. Hopefully, toi get why... Oh, and "Have toi ever gotten so mad that toi bit off someone's chin?" AND today, we were watching a 10 minute news program, and Paula Deen appeared on it, and everyone in the class (including myself) was shouting "BUTTER! BUTTER!".
My friend told me a story about how she was at the airport and saw an Amish couple. Her five an old brother pointed at them and screamed, "LOOK! There's PILGRIMS!"
How about funniest/stupidest things I've said, I've been ditsy this week (no not being conceited, my mind is blank for others). -Why is there a priest here? (I a dit this at mass) -*looking through my picture files* Man, he's hot...wait a minute I hate that character *shrugs* still hot. -I just got completely Lost and disoriented, after drinking this, I should sue*holds up "brain boosting" energy drink* (oh and this was at a Scholastic Bowl meet)
