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A Bit About Friends
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason toi have no food.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Bail toi out of jail and tell toi what toi did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit suivant to toi saying “Damn … we f*cked up … but that sh*t was fun!”
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Never seen toi cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget
its yours.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct citations from you.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will leave toi behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at toi stumbling all over the place and say “B*tch, drink the rest of that, toi know we don’t waste.”
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect toi to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make toi feel a whole lot better!
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Say sorry when toi want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, ou even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until toi either fall asleep, ou kick them out.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason toi have no food.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Bail toi out of jail and tell toi what toi did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit suivant to toi saying “Damn … we f*cked up … but that sh*t was fun!”
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Never seen toi cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget
its yours.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct citations from you.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will leave toi behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at toi stumbling all over the place and say “B*tch, drink the rest of that, toi know we don’t waste.”
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect toi to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make toi feel a whole lot better!
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Say sorry when toi want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, ou even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until toi either fall asleep, ou kick them out.
FAKE cul, ass FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
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