to all people that hate barney please post your favori anti barney song.

O: toi hate meh? x cries x :( :( :( meanie

"I HATE YOU, toi HATE ME, LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A GREAT BIG TANK AND A loup FROM ME AND YOU, NO plus OF THAT GOODIE TWO SHOE!"

Made up par my cousin Justin.

on haut, retour au début of the skool house all covered in blood i shot barney witha big machine gun. at his funeral is stomed on his grave most ppl threw fleurs i threw a granade it blew up the city it blew up the town. it blew poor barney right out of the ground. a thousand years later i was itting on mars i saw barney get hit par a shooting star.

I hate you,
toi hate me,
lets gang up and kill Barney.
With a couteau in his cœur, coeur and an axe in his head, boy oh boy is barney dead!

and

I l’amour you,
toi l’amour me,
Barney gave toi HIV.
It started with a hug and ended on the floor,
toi got raped par a dinosaur.

How lovely.

There's this one that my brother made up (I think):
Tic tac toe, three in a row,
Barney got shot par a G.I. Joe,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
Oops, Barney's dead,
Shot in the head

Then there's this other one that my friend Ashley made (it's to the tune of On haut, retour au début of Old Smokey):
On haut, retour au début of a lonely house,
All covered with blood,
Cause' we killed poor Barney with a good ol' shotgun,
Then we went to his funeral,
Though he was not quite dead,
So I took out a bazooka, and shot off his head,
On haut, retour au début of a lonely house,
All covered with blood,
Cause' we killed poor Barney with a good ol' shotgun,
Then we went to his funeral,
We went to his grave,
Everyone gave him flowers, but I put a grenade

One jour in the studio
A news reporter said:
"GREAT NEWS! Barney's on fire!"
It was out greatest desire.
All the kids were chanting
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!!

A friend and myself sang that on the
playground too many times.

*kills Barney with Dark Pulse* I heard he kidnaps kids.

Sesame rue and Blue's Clues reign supreme over Barney. No plus Barney, it's time for quality entertainment.