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 KishuandIchigo posted il y a plus d’un an
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jblovesme4ever said:
Hi! this is your phone company...and we are here to tell toi that ....after this message is litend to ur phone will selfdesturct

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KABOOOM
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posted il y a plus d’un an 
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hahaa u have no phone
jblovesme4ever posted il y a plus d’un an
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KABOOM!
123moo123 posted il y a plus d’un an
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haha :)
skuttlebug303 posted il y a plus d’un an
GaGaBoi said:
*says in creepy whispering killer voice*

'' The call is comming from inside the house... ''
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MDR
madisonsavanna posted il y a plus d’un an
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0_o
123moo123 posted il y a plus d’un an
thespikedturtle said:
"Umm, hi. I'm the pizza guy, I've been ringing your doorbell for the past half hour. But I needed to get that pizza to you, so I broke your window. I took your TV and laptop because toi made me wait, but the pizza was free since it took over half an hour! Have a nice day, sir."
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:D
madisonsavanna posted il y a plus d’un an
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Lol. FREE PIZZA!
KishuandIchigo posted il y a plus d’un an
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:)
jblovesme4ever posted il y a plus d’un an
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~LOL~ good one :D
peterslover posted il y a plus d’un an
madisonsavanna said:
SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brun foncé, dun brun foncé, dun dun!
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posted il y a plus d’un an 
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haha!!
GaGaBoi posted il y a plus d’un an
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*gasp!* brun foncé, dun brun foncé, dun dun!
123moo123 posted il y a plus d’un an
BatBogeyHex said:
Hello? *insert your name here* are toi home? come on, pick up the phone! *pauses* oh, alright fine. I'm sorry for last night! I didn't mean it really! Please pick up and we can talk. *pauses* I guess toi really must hate me. I don't blame you, I don't like myself much either. Please, please consider forgving me. Please. I can't live without you! I l’amour YOU! please... just call me at least to yell at me. I want to hear your voice...
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posted il y a plus d’un an 
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hm......... nope not answering the phone
jblovesme4ever posted il y a plus d’un an
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lol, i don't blame you. I probably wouldn't either. Just something aléatoire that popped into my head. :D
BatBogeyHex posted il y a plus d’un an
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OKAY as long as toi no im not answeing the phone MDR
jblovesme4ever posted il y a plus d’un an
katana64 said:
hi nya. we are selling nekos to use for whatever toi want to use it for weather it be a slave girl/boyfriend ou just to kill for your own greedy selfish reasons nya. a neko is half human and half cat nya. i will warn toi that nekos will constantly end their sentences with nya, if toi don't want this than toi can special order your neko nya. call now to get the hottest neko at 1-80-666-slave nya.
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 hi nya. we are selling nekos to use for whatever toi want to use it for weather it be a slave girl/boyfriend ou just to kill for your own greedy selfish reasons nya. a neko is half human and half cat nya. i will warn toi that nekos will constantly end their sentences with nya, if toi don't want this than toi can special order your neko nya. call now to get the hottest neko at 1-80-666-slave nya.
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*dials 1-80-666-slave*
KishuandIchigo posted il y a plus d’un an
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hello the company toi have reached has been destroyed par antislave radicals with superhuman powers and we are unable to respond to any requests nya
katana64 posted il y a plus d’un an
Shadowpenguin said:
Y O U A R E S T U P I D

T H E E V I L I R K E N S H A V E E A T E N Y O U
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and now zim will destroy toi filthy humans!!!
123moo123 posted il y a plus d’un an
midnight-stars said:
"DUDE, toi owe me 5 bucks."
8 days later..
"dude I need 5 bucks.'
9 days after that...
"I'LL KILL toi IF toi DONT GIVE ME 5 BUCKS."
78 days after that..
"Could toi atleast puke back up teh girlscout biscuits, cookies that where 5 bucks.. Have a SCOUTTASTIC day."
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*hands 5 bucks*
KishuandIchigo posted il y a plus d’un an
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aww thanks.. toi can keep the cookies,,,
midnight-stars posted il y a plus d’un an
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:D biscuits, cookies
KishuandIchigo posted il y a plus d’un an
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yeah, toi don't want moofy coming to haunt toi ou something.
123moo123 posted il y a plus d’un an
ilovepercy said:
hi its logan lerman and im the hottest person alive =). i wish i got that message!
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dragonrider said:
*creepy heavy breathing* toi better lock the doors.
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0_o stalker!
123moo123 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Lol, when I was younger I'd call this family and do heavy breathing, most of the time they weren't home. But then one jour they call me back. Oh snap!
heheiamme posted il y a plus d’un an
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lmao
lolibarbie posted il y a plus d’un an
123moo123 said:
hi. i was just calling about this order of pizza toi called in. yeah, we don't make our pizza out of dog crap. and we don't deliver to the bottom of the ocean, either.
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zanhar1 said:
fish, elf, dog, snow, goldfish, monkey, ninja, pickle, lama *says plus and plus aléatoire words*
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goodfeelings777 said:
Hey! I didn´t hear the beep...When can I leave my message?
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bananaboo said:
Hi Bye
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zanesaaomgfan said:
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

Another one:

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

Another:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen ou my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
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Poor jake MDR
Ms_Mea posted il y a plus d’un an
heheiamme said:
"Okay. Hello? Oh hi! I'm just calling to tell toi an amazing product that just came out, and is loved from all around the world! Your own personal boyfriend/girlfriend, they do whatever toi want! They have be trained to do anything toi ask, and here's the great part: ITS ONLY A SMALL PRICE OF, 170.47$! Go on and pick up the phone now...! Theproductsmayexplodeundertoomichpressure.productswilnotsnugglewithyouorshowanyotheraffection.theproductprobablyhatesyourguts.ohyeahtheymaykillyouifyoumakethemrubyourfeet! ENJOY!:)

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Aw it messed up:(
heheiamme posted il y a plus d’un an
happyallie said:
toi order chinese nourriture toi no pick up
you, toi order lo mein, yes, and, and don't forget your fortune cookie, uh,uh, please pick up your fortune cookie and lo mein, uh bye.
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lolibarbie said:
[this is something one of my Friends sent me last week]

Her: salut Ashley
A Guy: foins, hay Ashley!
Her: I sent toi something on skype saying, "ANSWER YOUR PHONE." oh yeah, I typed it with one hand!
G: So, do toi do this often?
H: What, leave 10 minutes messages?
G: Yeah.
H: Oh yeah, Ashley's voicemail box is full of them just from me and aléatoire guys from chatango.
G: I'm not just a aléatoire guy from chatango, I'm your husband!
H: aléatoire guy. End of story.
G: No!
H: OH SHE REPLIED! She said, "okay. call me again."
G: but I'm your husband...
H: BYE ASHLEY! -ends-
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shyboy77 said:
have toi check the children?
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KittyTDA98 said:
WHAT?! DON'T toi DARE SWEAR AT ME!
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Bye!
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scarxtardis said:
*breathes in deeply and out again* "Turn. Around."
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