post somthing funny plz

Okay

i have no idea what this means......

Q:How did the drug addict die?
A: He was attacked par a dog he claimed he saw.

Once apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun lire the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?”
The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.
“Dude, if toi really want to hook up with her, toi should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!”
This gave him an idea
He dressed up as Jésus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jésus Christ. Lets score.” She was overjoyed

After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!.”

The Nun simply replied,” And I’m really the Bus Driver.”

dang this is funny!!!!!!!!

DIB DRANK THE LAST SODA. He will pay.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

it go time

alright, since I am doomed to help other people here toi go:
Federal United Carnage Kill

read the initials of the Government place I work for...

this may get me in trouble...i'm going 2 protect myself, now. i'm not stongly for ou agenst it.

some crude humor in this, hope toi don't find this insulting in any way...i was cracking up XD :3

Well.

I l’amour this comic.

my cat pubby lol

I really like this one...

what kind of a word is plz?

and can't think of anything funny right now, sorry. but i'm sure enough people will post something amusing.

and i hope toi feel better soon. toi don't have to say, but what's wrong? :(