Oh noes!

I would point at their head and yell "give me that watermelon!" then coup de poing them in the nose take their banane and throw it at them.

I'd take the petit gâteau, cupcake and throw it at your face. Then get another petit gâteau, cupcake and throw it at your face too. Then get another petit gâteau, cupcake and eat it.

i would say "Only if toi take me to Candy Mountain Charlie"

I would ask "Why do I have a petit gâteau, cupcake anyway?" Just to mess with them.

I would pretend that they're not there and act all dramatic, saying,

"Oh, I coudn't eat this cupcake! If only [insert person who's pointing banane at me's name here] were here; [he/she] loves cupcakes! But alas, [he/she] isn't, so I guess I'll have to eat it! But *gasp* this petit gâteau, cupcake hasn't done anything to deserve such a cruel and unusual death! I couldn't eat such an innocent dessert! The poor pastry has an undesired fate, but yet no one really cares about its feelings! Oh, the horrors!"

But once the person gets tired of the drama and grabs for the cupcake, I'd shove it in my mouth and say,

"Excuuuuuuse me, but that ain't yo cupcake!"

xP

I would probably walk away from that person.

No its mine *thorws feu at u n sicks a predator at u*

I would scream GIMMIE YO chocolat CHIP PANCAKES!!!! and while they looked for my crêpes I would take the banane and claque, smack them in the head. :3

i would say wtf!

I would throw the petit gâteau, cupcake in their face and say"u wanted it"

i would pull out a mallet and hit them as hard as i could. then, as they bleed, i will say "now, do u STILL want the cupcake?" and, if they r stupid enoff t anwer "yes", i'll hit them harder and say. "if u ever try and steal my cupcake, i'll kill u!"