How do toi put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
How do toi put an éléphant in the refrigerator? Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the éléphant in, close the door.
All the animaux of the world went to a convention except one. Which one? The elephant. He's still in the refrigerator.
toi come to a river known to be full of man-eating alligators. There's no bateau ou bridge. How do toi traverser, croix (and toi HAVE to cross)? Swim. All the alligators are at the animal convention.
*One of my dad's co-workers' daughters came up with this one.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One jour the teacher called on her while she was napping, 'Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? ' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated ...in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty! ' shouted Mary. The teacher said, 'Very good! ' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Savior? ', but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'Jesus Christ! ' shouted Mary. The teacher said, 'Very good! ' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? ' Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If toi stick that damn thing in me one plus time, I'll break it in half! ' The Teacher fainted.'
This is a story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anbody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry with that because it was Everybodys job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldnt do it. It ended that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anbody could have done.
maybe it's not a joke, but it def. gives u a headache :P :D
Just a note to the people above who have answered: If toi were half as funny as toi thought toi were, you'd be twice as funny as toi are. Just kidding those jokes are really funny! XD
Anyhoo back to the task at hand. What did the big weavel say to the little weavel? You're the lesser of two weavels! XD
