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posted by ThePizzaButler

Manny and “The pizza Butler™”

Six years il y a my family and I moved to Tampa, Florida where for the first time in my
life, I got involved in the restaurant business. As the owner of an extremely well
known and populaire 80‐seat restaurant called Formaggios Pizzeria Restaurant, I
quickly realized that owning a restaurant was a 24‐hour, 7‐day‐a‐week business that
demanded tremendous attention.
One Sunday evening at Formaggios I saw one of my waiters struggling to balance an
18” pie with one hand while trying to reposition items on the dîner table, tableau with his
other so that the additional...

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29 Annoying Ways to Order pizza

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net ;)

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would toi please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation toi are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

pizza Peps

posted by Hellowittykitty

Okay, this is a song my friend and I made together and I was the real creator! If toi want, fan her @DexterBrawnian!

Talking this time:
Do toi like pizza?
I like pizza.
Do toi like pepperoni?
Uh.....yes?
Can toi pee on pizza?
WHAT KIND OF question IS THAT?!?!?
Can toi have French toast?
............
Let's put this in a 50 seconde song! (Maybe)
...........Fine.

-singing now!-

Do toi like pizza?
(I like pizza!)
Then just be a diva!
(Be a diva!)
Max out the roni!
(Out the roni)
But don't tell Tony!
(Ssshhhhh)

Come on ever boy and girl
Let's go to the joyous parlor
Let's haut, retour au début off the spices and dices
Put on some plus pepperoni!
Cause we all like pizza!
(YAYA!)

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Have anybody eaten pineapple pizza?

posted by elsafan1010

pizza is my favori food. That bread, vegetables and tomate sauce and cheese are just perfect. I usually like homemade and healthy pizzas. I prefer the pizza to be with Cheese and vegetables.

For a while, my Friends and I were asking each other crazy questions. I answer everything until a friend named Sara asks:

"Have toi ever had pineapple pizza?"

After I answered no, I was horrified because pineapple was a sweet fruit and would not suit pizza at all. I thought a little. Could pineapple pizza be good? I thought the pizza could be better since the pineapple was baked. But now it's stuck in my mind and I'm curious. Please answer these questions in the comments:

"Have toi ever had pineapple pizza?"

"Did it taste good?"

"Was the pineapple sweet?"

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40 ways to make the pizza delivery man nervous

posted by emmett

1. While toi are toi are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

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Is pizza expensive? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

pizza was originally made as a nourriture for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's plus upper class.

How much do toi spend on nourriture everyday? If toi eat out cheaply, toi pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. pizza seems the same way, no? In fact, pizza can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if toi order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If toi buy your own pain and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...

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Is pizza bad for you? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

pizza certainly arrives quickly and conveniently, but the crux of the matter is how good it is for you. Did toi know that pizza is a full meal? And not just one with fancy toppings; any pizza has all the major nourriture groups. The dough is filling carbohydrates. The sauce offers protein, surprisingly enough, and a host of other features. The cheese offers dairy, bringing calcium and Vitamin D. A slice is only 300 calories. Josephine's pizza also offers whole-wheat pies with vegetable toppings. This is probably one of the healthiest things toi can put in your body! Weightlifters especially can benefit from the nutrients in pizza.

big mac, gros mac vs Pizza? One is far less expensive, far less calories, and plus filling. Pizza, of course! It's a great treat that won't break your diet.

This and plus like it at link

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pizza toppings and toi

posted by kevinlordbarry

The art of taste involves a subtle mixing of flavors. Is there a better nourriture for this than pizza?

I daresay the most common pizza topping in America (besides sauce and cheese) is pepperoni. All pepperoni is not made the same, of course. Pepperoni can be soft and full of their succulent, spicy flavor. They can be crisp and lifting at the edges, tempting toi to pick them off and pop their crispy goodness in your mouth. Some people don't mind eating half of the pepperoni's well known circles in a bite; others must eat a cercle at a time.

These choices exist for a single topping, and hundreds exist....