More emails!
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give plus than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far cul, ass s’embrasser will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get toi close, and Attitude will get toi there, it's the Bullshit and cul, ass s’embrasser that will put toi over the top.
"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give plus than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far cul, ass s’embrasser will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get toi close, and Attitude will get toi there, it's the Bullshit and cul, ass s’embrasser that will put toi over the top.
"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
From an email.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
toi should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, toi wake up in an old age accueil feeling better every day.
toi get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when toi start work, toi get a or watch on your first day.
toi work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
toi drink alcohol, toi party, you're generally promiscuous and toi get ready for High School.
toi go to primary school, toi become a kid , toi play, toi have no responsibilities, toi become a baby, and then...
toi spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, toi finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
toi should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, toi wake up in an old age accueil feeling better every day.
toi get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when toi start work, toi get a or watch on your first day.
toi work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
toi drink alcohol, toi party, you're generally promiscuous and toi get ready for High School.
toi go to primary school, toi become a kid , toi play, toi have no responsibilities, toi become a baby, and then...
toi spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, toi finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
"The will of strength is of lesser value to man than the strengt of will."
"One loss can be many gained."
"Confusion and question brings insight and intelligence."
"It takes a great deal of intelligence to reach the top. It takes an even greater deal of wisdom, however, to remain at the top."
"Fear can turn even the most gentle of men into the most barbaric of brutes."
"The very passion which serves as the great flame of courage, strength, and determination can also serve as a poison to the soul."
"A life without pain is not a life at all."
"One loss can be many gained."
"Confusion and question brings insight and intelligence."
"It takes a great deal of intelligence to reach the top. It takes an even greater deal of wisdom, however, to remain at the top."
"Fear can turn even the most gentle of men into the most barbaric of brutes."
"The very passion which serves as the great flame of courage, strength, and determination can also serve as a poison to the soul."
"A life without pain is not a life at all."
More emails!
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give plus than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far cul, ass s’embrasser will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get toi close, and Attitude will get toi there, it's the Bullshit and cul, ass s’embrasser that will put toi over the top.
"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give plus than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far cul, ass s’embrasser will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get toi close, and Attitude will get toi there, it's the Bullshit and cul, ass s’embrasser that will put toi over the top.
"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."