Herring Impaired in 27 secondes

added by SJF_Penguin2

"Fish!"

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Les Pingouins de Madagascar

herring impaired

nickelodeon

poisson

skipper

kowalski

rico

private

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Sexy Me...Heheh..

added by Lt_Kowalski

Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

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"HOLLY BUTTERBALL!!!"

added by mexicanpenguin

Source: Penguins of Madagascar in a Christmas câpre, caper

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Insert Face-Flipper Here XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Hot Ice

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They Mean Business X3

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The casque

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My first PoM GIF = Le fail XD

added by dsprtpenguin

Source: PS CS3, me and for my bro who got the photos

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Camel, Gazelle, and Llama?!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: pop corn, maïs soufflé Panic

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I am..... MAJESTIC

added by iLikeKowalski

Source: The Officer-X Factor

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Everyone's happy!

added by Icicle1penguin

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Is he dangerous?

added by Blaziken54

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manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered par the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered par the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did toi hear that pack of lies!...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Lol, before we start, have I a dit that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made par Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut beurre winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell toi why do we...

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Good bye! *warning a lot of cursing*

posted by madam_vira

Ok people here's the thing....i'm leaving this spot.

With that out of the way toi may be asking why?
it's just that i can't take this spot anymore, with all the Bullshit, i just can't take it anymore. And i TRY to at least look at all the good stuff (i basically come here to look at the pictures) But the bullshit always irritates me to where it almost makes MY HEAD EXPLODE!
and i feel sad because i know that there's a ton of good people here and i'll be leaving them, but the number to me seems pretty small.
I'm sorry, there's too much bullshit and crazy fans and what they say about certain things...

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This is a little song I wrote now,JUST to get hatred out of my SOUL!!!

posted by AgentJazzy00

Oh,Spongebob,why did toi take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

toi bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have toi heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no plus toi will be a cure.

"Cause have toi heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.

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Attack of the LUNACORNS!

posted by lollipenguin

Chapter 1
It was a normal jour at Central Park. Birds were chirping,flowers were blooming, and the manchot, pingouin Commandos were hanging out in their secret underground HQ. But things were about to get a lot weirder...
Inside Kowalski's lab, everything was normal. He pressed a button and turned to look at a small box with a satellite on it. He slowly adjusted a knob, then pressed the button again. The box beeped and the satellite started slowly spinning around.
Kowalski jumped up and down and started cheering. Skipper opened the door. "Hey Kowalski, what's all the ruckus? toi made Rico fall over again."...

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blaireau Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case toi don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

blaireau Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s plus terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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I can read your mind!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Just a short-ish story. I got nothing to do.

One morning in Central Zoo park, Kowalski was just finishing his experiment. "Eurika! I've done it! I made a casque that can read other people's thoughts! Now time to test it out..."

Kowalski walked over to a chair in the HQ and put on the helmet. "Ok helmet, do your stuff."

He looked over to Skipper, who was lire a book.

Skipper: (Why do I bother lire when I can't even understand this book?)

"Yes! It worked!" Kowalski cheered. He pointed the casque to Rico, who was brushing his doll girlfriend's hair.

Rico: (I'm brushing this doll's hair. Wow,...