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Harry- GET UP BITCH!
chienne I a dit GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of par Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.

Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the nourriture you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and par the way i never really was going to rape toi hahah. I just wanted to get toi to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted toi to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.

Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..

Harry- Do toi like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well chienne where do toi want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like toi to call me par my proper name. Janine. seconde of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant ou anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- toi really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. toi do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in toi and toi get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're maillot de bain and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. toi see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take toi shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry toi don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with toi just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say toi look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank toi you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)

*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.

Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are toi trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)

(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his favori swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black fleurs on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.

Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do toi think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding toi look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank toi Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER cul, ass IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank toi Harry....
Harry- so toi want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want toi to pay for it. the only thing that i want from toi is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.

Janine- Thank toi so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't toi live par yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do toi get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
One Direction have been involved in a 'terrifying' bus crash.

The 'Gotta Be You' hitmakers - Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne - were all treated for neck injuries after a woman crashed into their vehicle when they were returning to their hotel following a concert in Birmingham on Wednesday night (04.01.12).

The group were advised to annuler last night's (05.01.12) montrer in Plymouth because three members had severe headaches and spinal pain, but they carried on as normal after being donné the all-clear.

A source told the Daily Mirror newspaper: 'It was pretty...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
They may look like holiday snaps from a family album but take a closer look and toi will see they are actually photographs of boy band One Direction.

The lads where captured on camera par Zach Guilar, from The Celtic Camper Company Ltd, based in Llangynog near Oswestry, after he hired out one of his baie window Volkswagen vans for a day’s filming in a village near Anglesey.

The five boys, who finished third on the seventh series of X-Factor, are currently on a nationwide tour and used the van for the opening video to their gigs.

They are seen driving around in the campervan before stopping...
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Flack posté the threatening commentaire on her Twitter account after news of the pair's supposed divisé, split surfaced, which read: 'You Broke harrys heart... now we will broke your face...'. The Xtra Factor host to responded with a curt 'Nice'.

Caroline reportedly divisé, split with 17-year-old Harry after the teen put rumours surrounding their romance to lit when he admitted in an interview with Real Radio that he was 'single'.

Caroline and Harry have been receiving a lot of criticism over their brief relationship due to the 15-year age gap between the two, with even X Factor judge Louis Walsh getting in on...
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19th June 2011. The jour One Direction came to do a signing at my town. Also my birthday, and the jour my life changed forever.

"We're not going to get in if toi don't hurry up!" I yelled to my best friend, Raman, who was upstairs making sure her hair was perfect. Well, it's not everyday toi meet One Direction. Although, when she came down, I had to admit she did look good. Her brown eyes glittered, and her long, brown hair was perfect. She didn't look happy though, she was pulling at her t-shirt, like she didn't feel good enough. So, I started chant What Makes toi Beautiful to her. naturally....
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posted by mina27
Name: Liam James Payne
Age: 17
DOB: 29/08/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Wolverhampton
Favourite Film: All three of the Toy Story movies
Celeb Crush: Leona Lewis
Man Crush: Michael McIntyre
Bet toi didn’t know: He only has one kidney.
Turn-ons: Knee socks, PDAs, giggling, squealing and tattoos.
Turn-offs: Burping, farting, swearing, fake tan and bling.
Liam is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a rendez-vous amoureux, date he would wear jeans and a T-shirt.
His perfect girl would have to be cheeky but quiet and a bit shy as well. He likes happy, smiley girls. He also likes mousy brown haired girls.
Apparently, he has been grabbed...
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posted by mina27
Name: Zayn Javadd Malik
Age: 18
DOB: 12/01/93
Star Sign: Capricorn
Home Town: Bradford
Celeb Crush: Megan Fox
Man Crush: Justin Timberlake
Favourite hair colour on a girl: Brunette
Bet toi didn’t know: He celebrated his 18th birthday with a trip to Nandos with the boys.
Turn-ons: tatouages and stripper shoes
Turn-offs: Punks, burping and sweating.
Zayn is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a rendez-vous amoureux, date he would wear jeans, a T-shirt and trainers.
His perfect girl can’t be too clingy and someone who acts cool. Megan renard would be his ideal partner.
He loves the mirror.
He’s a secret bad boy.
He is actually a bit...
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Who's she s’embrasser now? Caroline Flack gets cosy with One Direction's Niall but Harry keeps a close eye on them.



After her much publicised Kiss with One Direction's Harry Styles, the 31-year-old Xtra Factor presenter appeared to be moving on to band mate Niall Horan, 18.


Following the group's performance on X Factor last night, the Xtra factor host was pictured saying goodbye to the youngsters and enjoyed a lingering hug with the teenage singer.


Baring her tanned legs and wearing a black winter manteau with towering nude stilettos, Caroline looked rather happy as she left the Londres studios.



The...
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Mickie’s P.O.V:

2 weeks later….

Here I am, backstage, waiting for my court case to begin. Yes, Greg stayed true to his word and was now fighting against my sisters for custody of me.
The decision was simple for me of course, but it wasn’t up to me unfortunately.
Look at it this way: if my sisters’ get granted custody of me, I déplacer to America and never see niall again. But if Greg wins, I get to live with him and niall. I wouldn’t want to be a burden though.

Greg’s P.O.V:


“Greg why are toi doing this?” Niall asked me.
“Because I l’amour that poor girl niall. She is so polite and...
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Mickie’s P.O.V:


Last night was amazing, just lying under the stars with the boy I love, niall horan.

I stood up in my room and pulled back the blinds, letting the sun beam into my room. I waltzed into the bathroom and washed my hands and face, then brushed my teeth thoroughly and strolled back into my bedroom.

I applied a small bit of make-up, not too much because I had no bruises ou marks to cover up for once. I combed through my hair, brushing through each of the strands carefully. I placed a small fleur in my hair and let it fall down as it reached my waist-line.

I hurried over to the...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before dîner at the GQ Awards last night.






He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table, tableau for toi tonight?

"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? poisson fingers and chips?"

Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.

He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are toi working as a nurse during the day? toi look like you've escaped from a mental institution."

But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death par monkeys in Toy Story 3.
posted by lois4
One Direction like to flirt. They can dress it up whichever way they like, but we’ve had first hand experience of that cheeky glint in their eyes and how every girl in the vicinity’s knees suddenly go weak when they enter a room.

For this reason we’re a little surprised at how coolly certain members of the band were when heat magazine questioned them on their flirtatious antics.

When asked who gets the most numbers Louis Tomlinson immediately a dit “Harry”, to which Mr Styles corrected: “I don’t get the most numbers.” The Tomlinator then said: “Zayn’s the dark horse”, while...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
Interviewer: Did toi ever think when toi were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?



Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.



Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?



Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..



*Everyone laughs*



Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.



Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface



Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.



Interviewer: Harry what did toi have?




Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
I opened the door of the classroom and stepped inside. I sat beside Kate as she was in the same class.

“Hi kate.” I whispered.
“Oh hi Mickie.” She said.
“How are toi and harry getting on?” I winked.
“Perfect, just perfect. He’s amazing. I l’amour him.” She beamed.
“Yeah harry’s amazing. And he’s absolutely BLESSED to have toi Kate!” I praised her.
“Thanks.” She smiled.

The teacher waltzed in and glared at me.


“Mickie Leanne Rosemary! Take off that scarf immediately!” she ordered.
“Sorry miss.” I un-raveled the scarf from around my neck and hung it on the chair...
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Lolas P.O.V

I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school par the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my livres for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are toi ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn a dit
'Shit, forgot toi were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do toi want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'

Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five commentaires I'll post more.
Niall's POV

I saw Nat sitting on Harry's lap. That's it, its over, he won. I lost. She was drifting to sleep on his shoulder when her phone rang. She answered then smiled. She got up and grabbed my hand and lead me out. Then I saw Cher...

Nat's POV

I knew he would l’amour it. He turned and hugged me and kissed my check then went to Cher. I skipped back in, "Someone's suprisingly happy." I smiled and went back to Harry. "Cher?" He whispered in my ear. I turned and smiled back to him.

I got up and went to the kitchen, "Make me a sandwhich!" Zayn yelled. I gave him a look, "Excuse me, no. toi know...
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posted by lois4
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.

But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.

Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!

'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.

'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.

'Happy days!

Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.

'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.

'But it was amazing, so good.'

Room in your suitcase for us suivant time, Louis?
I sat her up on the ledge beside the sink and locked the bathroom door.


“I’m so sorry Niall.” She a dit shakily as tears fell down her cheeks.
“What are toi sorry about?” I quizzed.
“I’m being an idiot. toi don’t need this petty drama when you’ve got your mates around.” She sniffed.
“Mickie, listen to yourself. All I care about is if you’re ok.” I told her, handing her a tissue to wipe her tears.
“Thank you.” She spoke quietly.
“And what’s all this about me ‘pretending to l’amour you’, eh?” I questioned her.


“Let’s be realistic niall. You’re the most...
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“Anyone want pizza?” Niall quizzed.
“Yeah!” everyone echoed.
“Yes please!” I added.
“Oooh a little bit posh are we Mickie?” zayn teased.
I narrowed my eyes at him.
“Really Zayn? Really?” I asked.
“I should call toi posh spice from now on!” he laughed.
Amanda gave zayn a slap.
“Leave her alone zayn.” She giggled.
“Aw I’m sowwy Mickie.” He pulled out his bottom lip and pouted.


Niall went out of the room to order the pizza.

I looked over and saw harry and Kate kissing. I was so happy for kate, she really deserved harry and the both of them were meant to be.

Liam...
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Will Young says he'd like to be the sixth member of One Direction.


Let's face it we're all l’amour a bit of One Direction.

But we reckon Will Young loves the 1D boys plus than most, after he told omg! he'd do anything to be in the band.

The Pop Idol star, who's back this mois with his brand new album 'Echoes', told us he'd l’amour to be the six member of the X Factor boyband.

He said: "I l’amour One Direction. l’amour them. I would very happily be a sixth member of One Direction."

The 32-year-old told us there's one part of the lads (Louis, Niall, Zayn, Harry and Liam) he admires plus than the rest.

He...
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“Uh-Uh..... OK!!!” I a dit as I jumped into his arms.


Mickie’s P.O.V:


I came accueil and Andrea was on the phone.
“Ok! I can’t wait to see toi baby!” she flirted.
I began to gag and she shot me the evils.
“Byeeee.” She giggled.
She hung up the phone and scowled over at me.
“You’re a fucking bitch.” She cursed.
“Can’t toi leave your lovie-dovie Greg stuff alone for 5 MINUTES? HA HA!” I joked.
“Don’t mess with me toi slut. You’re just jealous because you’ll never EVER find someone because you’re too ugly and no one likes you.” Andrea scowled.
“Well NIALL...
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