Harry- GET UP BITCH!
chienne I a dit GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of par Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.
Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the nourriture you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and par the way i never really was going to rape toi hahah. I just wanted to get toi to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted toi to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.
Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..
Harry- Do toi like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well chienne where do toi want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like toi to call me par my proper name. Janine. seconde of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant ou anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- toi really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. toi do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in toi and toi get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're maillot de bain and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. toi see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take toi shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry toi don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with toi just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say toi look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank toi you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)
*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.
Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are toi trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)
(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his favori swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black fleurs on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.
Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do toi think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding toi look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank toi Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER cul, ass IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank toi Harry....
Harry- so toi want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want toi to pay for it. the only thing that i want from toi is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.
Janine- Thank toi so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't toi live par yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do toi get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
chienne I a dit GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of par Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.
Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the nourriture you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and par the way i never really was going to rape toi hahah. I just wanted to get toi to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted toi to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.
Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..
Harry- Do toi like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well chienne where do toi want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like toi to call me par my proper name. Janine. seconde of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant ou anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- toi really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. toi do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in toi and toi get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're maillot de bain and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. toi see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take toi shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry toi don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with toi just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say toi look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank toi you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)
*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.
Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are toi trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)
(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his favori swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black fleurs on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.
Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do toi think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding toi look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank toi Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER cul, ass IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank toi Harry....
Harry- so toi want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want toi to pay for it. the only thing that i want from toi is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.
Janine- Thank toi so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't toi live par yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do toi get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
How can't you love these guys???
I know there are vidéos of one directions funniest moments on fanpop but some people pefer to read so this is for people who like to read.
During a behind the scenes video one direction were sitting back on deck chairs out the back near the pool and what makes toi beautiful was in the background and when it got to the chorus in their clothes they jumped in the pool and started swimming around and having fun and at the end Harry swam up to the edge and a dit "if toi wanna see plus behind the scenes stuff like this subscibe to heatworld on youtube" and the funniest thing was he couldn't see because his hair was in his eyes
During a behind the scenes video one direction were sitting back on deck chairs out the back near the pool and what makes toi beautiful was in the background and when it got to the chorus in their clothes they jumped in the pool and started swimming around and having fun and at the end Harry swam up to the edge and a dit "if toi wanna see plus behind the scenes stuff like this subscibe to heatworld on youtube" and the funniest thing was he couldn't see because his hair was in his eyes
The Irish crooner was strictly told par Simon that he didn’t think it was good idea, and could cost the group fans.
We’re not too sure whether any hair-dying malarkey would lose fans – possibly the contrary for that matter – but Simon Cowell is known to care hugely about the band and doesn’t want anything to halt their staggering growth.
Speaking with The Sun, a source said:
“Simon still controls a lot about the band down to the finest detail. Niall was desperate to get rid of his blond locks and go black just for an experiment, like loads of normal teens.”
“Luckily, he had the sense to ask Simon first because he knows how he works. He put in a text to him asking if he could change his hair colour. Simon was straight back on to him with a short reply, ‘No way’.”
Little old leprechaun Niall Horan has been suffering with a bout of nasty nourriture poisoning since coming back from Australia and New Zealand.
Niall tweeted the following message: “Not feeling the best! sore all over! under the weather as they say!”
He then tweeted again, saying: “Yessss! Back in london! Sleep for the suivant week, don’t wana see a sole.”
Maybe he bit into something a bit off on the 11,000 mile flight back from down under? ou perhaps all the touring and sleeping in hotels is catching up with the Nialler, and his delicate tummy just needs a rest?
Niall tweeted the following message: “Not feeling the best! sore all over! under the weather as they say!”
He then tweeted again, saying: “Yessss! Back in london! Sleep for the suivant week, don’t wana see a sole.”
Maybe he bit into something a bit off on the 11,000 mile flight back from down under? ou perhaps all the touring and sleeping in hotels is catching up with the Nialler, and his delicate tummy just needs a rest?
This Is The News We Have All Been Waiting For, And Now We Have It!
On A Current Affair tonight, the One Direction boys themselves announced the details of their 2013 tour to Australia!
The boys will be playing full stadium shows in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth!
The ticket go on sale on 28th April 2012 at 10am through Tickettek!
Best news ever? We think so!
ONE DIRECTION AUSTRALIAN TOUR DATES
BRISBANE:
WEDNESDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
THURSDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SYDNEY:
SATURDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 15TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
MELBOURNE:
THURSDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
FRIDAY 20TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
ADELAIDE:
TUESDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
PERTH:
SATURDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
On A Current Affair tonight, the One Direction boys themselves announced the details of their 2013 tour to Australia!
The boys will be playing full stadium shows in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth!
The ticket go on sale on 28th April 2012 at 10am through Tickettek!
Best news ever? We think so!
ONE DIRECTION AUSTRALIAN TOUR DATES
BRISBANE:
WEDNESDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
THURSDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SYDNEY:
SATURDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 15TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
MELBOURNE:
THURSDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
FRIDAY 20TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
ADELAIDE:
TUESDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
PERTH:
SATURDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
