deidara:come on tobi whats taking so long!!! tobi:one minute im almost done! deidara:i don't give a f*** konan is havin a baby so hurry!!! tobi:oh fine!!! itachi:aw its so cute! pein:yea we couldnt get out the door in time so she just had the baby right here ^_^ tobi: uh whats that pein:its a baby toi idiot!!! konan:its name will be masaya. itachi:aw how cute!! hidan:can i kill it? pein: f*** no!!! hidan: aw..... kakuzu: can is sell it?? pein:no no and no!! pein:whay do toi ask these stupid questions!!!! kisame: i will teach it how to swim when it gets older. pein:yes kisame toi can. zetsu: can i.... [disturbed par pein] pein: and no toi may not eAT The baby. yura[me]: well i think the baby is cute. pein:thank toi little sis. yura:yea ^_^.

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fanfiction by:haley sanderson