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# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The télévision network shows a promo for a re-screen and toi can name episode titre AND number.
# toi wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# toi have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks toi off
# toi find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# toi find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# toi see everywhere someone who reminds toi of an NCIS Enquêtes spéciales character, toi could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# toi actually consider a araign? e, araignée web tattoo on your neck
# toi begin building a bateau in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# toi super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# toi look on the Internet for a Mighty souris stapler
# toi postpone needed surgery because toi might still be under when the montrer comes on
# toi ask a bunch of nuns if toi can bowl with them
# toi take to drinking strong black sugarless pop par the gallon
# toi teeter on impossible stilettos
# toi confuse English expressions
# toi start talking to any dead creature
# toi talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# toi hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# toi drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# toi take to wearing a dog collier with studs ou spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# toi dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only toi can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that toi can name Bart
# toi dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# toi become a Goth
# toi start wearing black lipstick
# toi have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" ou "On it boss!"
# toi write novels using your workmates as your source of inspiration
# toi get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright orange beanie
# toi only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear ou silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# toi start referring to water glacière gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# toi refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and toi were never in the Navy
# toi talk about 'zulu time'
# toi 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# toi insist that the seconde B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# toi can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
# toi can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# toi have frat brothers even if toi haven't the foggiest what that is
# toi start threatening people that bug toi that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# toi give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# toi sleep with a gun under your pillow
# toi give your lover honey dust
# toi take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# toi have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a bateau in your basement, even though toi will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple
# toi give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# toi start addressing people, particularly men, par their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# toi connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# toi become versed in ballistics
# toi become fascinated par military acronyms
# toi begin calling your boss "Director"
# toi call wild drivers "Zivas"
# toi discover toi can instill fear in people simply par glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support toi say 'on your six'
# toi think the FBI is inefficient
# toi consider toi and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# toi begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# toi suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with ou without the cover (cap/hat)
# toi want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# toi become a bomb disposal expert
# toi consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# toi spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Fiction on fan Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# toi buy DVD copies of films that have NCIS Enquêtes spéciales cast members in, even though they are films toi wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# toi spend another large amount of your time lire NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Fiction on fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# toi get DVD copies of shows with NCIS Enquêtes spéciales cast members even if toi don't like the shows
# toi rout toi Tube for interviews/snippets of a dit cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# toi have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case toi break one
# toi have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# toi call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female toi address her as Madam, Director, ou Ma'am
# toi refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# toi start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# toi ask your husband/significant other to call toi Sweetcheeks instead of honey ou babe.
# toi head slap everyone close to toi who says/does something annoying.
# toi start jouer la comédie out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# toi call your friends/family NCIS Enquêtes spéciales characters
# Any long winded speaker ou who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# toi begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure toi it's my new favori pet name)
# toi want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether ou not toi actually write
# toi hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# toi look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section toi visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# toi don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend rendez-vous amoureux, date interrupted to do some urgent work
# toi commentaire 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS Enquêtes spéciales hat. He proceeds to inform toi that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS Enquêtes spéciales agent! toi are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# toi go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that toi see a doctor toi look for Ducky.
# toi start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when toi see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# toi hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because toi don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with toi at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near toi - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# toi try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what toi want when toi want in the way toi want.
# toi get really excited when toi find out toi grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time toi see a Dodge Charger, toi look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# toi get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# toi hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder ou bourbon (even though toi know Abby made them... toi still hope to get lucky).
# toi hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and toi wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# toi get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# toi watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of secondes of NCIS Enquêtes spéciales in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# toi realise mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when toi know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales theme tune
# Your PC ou cellphone (mobile) fond d’écran is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS Enquêtes spéciales scenes
# When toi say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about musique :-))
# toi realise not all geeks are nerds
# toi start blabbering on like Abby
# toi talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask toi to translate geek-speak
# toi are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# toi are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# toi decide to do computer classes to be plus like McGee and Abby
# toi call technology doo-dah's
# toi find yourself getting angrier plus easily
# toi get shy and stutter more
# toi want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# toi are considering taking art classes so toi can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# toi believe toi know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# toi ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# toi chercher high and low for a paint gun so toi can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# toi watch every movie Tony mentions on the montrer for 2 reasons, either because toi are interested in the movie, ou simply because toi do everything that Tony says.
# toi seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# toi say your occupation is "making fan art and écriture fan fiction"
# toi take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# toi start listening to Israeli rap.
# toi make Mii's of all the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# toi learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# toi start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# toi Google images of female Israeli soldiers
# toi acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# toi discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# toi hear something that toi swear is a quote from the montrer and whip out your dvd sets and watch until toi find that quote.
# toi start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# toi call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# toi call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs ou any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# toi discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# toi get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# toi start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS Enquêtes spéciales even though they've never seen it.
# toi know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells toi to do some small job ou chore, toi say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# toi create a Sims family of the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales cast
# toi think goth fashion is the most chic
# toi invent a role game of the series
# toi use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# toi start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# toi spend a whole week reminding everyone toi know exactly how long it is until NCIS Enquêtes spéciales is on next.
# toi think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When toi get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank toi Boss!"
# toi have watched the Cast Interrogation vidéos ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their réponses to those questions off pat
# toi sign up with all the online NCIS Enquêtes spéciales sites
# toi can't stop posting on the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Wiki.
# toi dream about NCIS
# toi wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# toi read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if toi have a female German Shepherd toi will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# toi start yelling at people who annoy toi "Bad McGee!"
# toi take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and Friends know they must not call par phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a question of life and death, and even then ....
# toi become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# toi draw comics of NCIS.
# toi write 'I l’amour NCIS' on any paper surface toi can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and toi can't stop talking about NCIS.
# toi day/night dream NCIS
# toi can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# toi organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS Enquêtes spéciales addiction is your religion
# When where ever toi go toi swear toi saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a seconde opinion from Ducky
# If toi have a car accident ou industrial accident toi require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# toi learn the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# toi think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# toi think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# toi can dance to theme song of NCIS Enquêtes spéciales and sit down the seconde it ends
# toi always know the exact amount of time until the suivant episode
# toi can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# toi spend class time/work time/time before toi go to sleep/time toi take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the suivant episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)
# toi rejoindre all the internet forums extant on the series
# toi spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# toi spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When toi rejoindre the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Wiki
# When toi sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# toi become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# toi drink Starbuck coffee, even if toi don't like it (and toi drink it black and sugarless)
# toi think of ways to déplacer this site up in the Wiki ranking
# toi imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your Friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# toi name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS Enquêtes spéciales season cd sometimes gets all hinky because toi watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# toi make a NCIS Enquêtes spéciales poster and put it in your bedroom mur ou consider looking at stores for a NCIS Enquêtes spéciales poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# toi spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# toi drink stuff that makes toi hyper (guilty... xD)
# toi cut your hair so toi can look like Abby/any character toi like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls toi 'Ziva'
# toi act like your fave character (guilty!)
# toi ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS Enquêtes spéciales pics
# toi use terms from the montrer (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# toi wish toi had the NCIS Enquêtes spéciales cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# toi do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings toi trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# toi trust your gut, plus than facts ou figures.
# toi use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask toi to repeat what toi say cause it sounds like something else.
# toi cry when toi don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR suivant EPISODE"
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