1, Do the moon walk
2, Win "Miss America"
3, Try to take over a fan-girl's body
4, Wallow in the song "I can't make toi l’amour me(if toi don't)"
5, Admit, in a game of a "truth ou dare" that he has the hots fo Kabuto
6, Spread a rumer that Sakura is going out with Neji
7, Decide that he wants Sai's body instead of Sasuke's
8, Support Hinaino
9, Run for breast cancer
10, Yell "I LIKE PEANUTS!!!!!"
11, Stop reffering to himself as "the predator"
12, étoile, star in 'You're a Good Man Charlie Brown'
13, Dress as Arwen for Halloween
14, Stop wearing that stupid purple bow
15, Smile and say "lol I'ma Bitch"
16, Run from a small snake and wale
17, Chew the same peice of gum for a week
16, Use his tung to scratch his own eye
17, Become the envy of the fandom basis
18, Have as many fangirls as Sasuke-kun
19, Take a Hogwarts student hostage
20, Become the suivant big vilane in Gundome Wing
21, Eat 5 blé, maïs chiens with strawbaries
22, Go to a tanning salon because he thinks he is too pale (which is true)
23, Sing "In These Delightful, Pleasant Groves" on stage
24, sob and declare that deep down inside, all he wants is to be loved
25, Think he is fat
26, Ask Anko to marry him
27, Tell Neji to go get a hair cut
28, Shave his head and yell "MWAHAHA!!! I'M LORD VOLDIMORT!!!"
29, Get Hyuuga contacts
30, Discover Kabuto's secret stash of Shonanai
31, Go to Shikamaru's birthday party
32, Find a way not to go to the world premeir of "Snakes on a Plane"
33, Take l’amour potion number nine
34, Hier Richard to kill Ino
35, Get married fresh out of high school
36, Not get what he wants
37, apologize for cursing people
38, go traverser, croix eyed and say "One jour the world will be over run par killer Tomatoes..."
39, Go to the haut, retour au début of a mountain and yell "I'M STREIGHT!!!"
40, Perform native american tribal chants through his socorder and acumpany himself on the electic chellow... which he never studdied
41, Perform the "lawnchair handcuff dance" to the sound of iced thé being stirred
42, Go to alchaholics anonomis
43, Die his hair blue
44, Write a comidy about a scarab beatle and a snake
45, Write an FMA fanfic about Ed and Rose
46, Manage a whore housefor women
47, Wear a mid drift like Sai's
48, Think "Fun with the Akatsuki" is funny
49, Hide in the wooden horse of Troy
50, Mess up the diolog on purpose
51, Go nail Kabuto and leave Sasuke alone
52, Do a verry convinceing fake Oragsm in the middle of a diner
53, Be a lady killer
54, wear a chemise that says I <3 Nerds
55, walk on stilts
56, Win the chibi Necko in a kimono contest
57, Start a garage rock band
58, Go stargazing
59, Say "Neji can't change his destiny because he is a Jack ass."
60, Get cought painting Sasuke's nails while he is asleep
61, Become a master of the Sharingon eye
62, get a religon
63, Let Sasuke go
64, Go to an Evenecntse concert and throw his boxers onto the stage
65, Say "un at the end of every sentence
66, Get tired of being a Basterd
67, Get revenge on a former boyfriend
68, Complane about his yellow thong
69, Give Barney a great big hug
70, Get a coodie shot
71, Give an idiodic grin and say "OK, I know I just cursed toi and you're doomed to a future
in a cave with a rapable outfit and I'll make toi forsake you're friends...but we're still cool right
72. Get stuck on what to say next
73, Sprout wings and fly away
74, Think "Silentce of the Lambs" is gross
75, Eat gallons of chocolat Ice cream and sob about the lack of love
76, Go to a family reunion at the reptile house
77, Flap his arms aroud and say "I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy, loopy, loopy"
79, Subscribe to American Girl Magazin
80, Play a fidle on a roof and fall off
81, sing a high C sharp
82, be as hawt as me
83, Read Ruroni Kenshin
84, Become an avid fan of Dr. Seus
85, Give a speach about how time is a gift
86, Die for no reason
87, Become a dragon rider
88, Insist that people call his Orochi
89, have his e-mail be I_want_Sasuke's_Body@Snakecave.com
90, Acuse Kabuto of cheating on him with a women
91, rejoindre the millitary
92, Become the suivant 'Dr. Jackle and Mr. Hide'
93, Hide under a blanket durring the movie "Anacondas"
94, Fall in l’amour with Sakura
95, Get put in the corner par the teacher because he was being a bad little boy
96, Try to ride a motercycle and fall off
97, corbeau, corneille like a ruster
98, Run away with Peter Pan
99, Speak to Dalphins
100, Become a Lost adict