Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my accueil for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. toi want a good comedy show? rejoindre me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.
A crowd can be heard cheering, and clapping as the opening credits occur.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds
Hunterdon Central High School. The wealthiest high school in Ponyville, is where the montrer takes place. Hundreds of ponies, many of which were students, were seated in the auditorium waiting for the montrer to begin at 5 PM. Everyone cheered as Tom Foolery walked onto the stage, and picked up the microphone.
Tom: salut everypony! Good to be back in one of Neigh Jersey's greatest towns!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Thank toi very very much. Now. I gotta start par asking, when will Tesla get their shit together?
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: They've been receiving a lot of complaints about the quality of their cars. Poor engine reliability. Bad brakes. A short lifespan for the battery, and when it decides to never work again, toi gotta spend plus money on the battery than toi did when toi first bought the fucking thing!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Just very bad quality. And very bad quantity. Ponies are only buying Tesla's, because they're electric. Well let me ask toi this. When toi go to the charging station, how does the electric power get there in the first place? 9 times out of ten, they're still using fossil fuels in the power plants to get the electricity rolling along!
One poney was whistling while a few cheered, and a few others laughed.
Tom: Whatever happened to the wind turbines?! toi only see them in a few remote places around Alicornia.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi know the best way to get electric power? Water. Just like the aspirateur, hoover Dam. Water is used to provide electric power, but of course Biden and the Democrats want to overcomplicate things!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's really amusing that how six years ago, almost everyone on the planet was complaining about Trump wanted to protect us from illegal aliens.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Impersonating a Karen* He doesn't want Mexicans to have an opportunity to improve their life.
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: And now, everypony is complaining about Biden's incompetence. He leaves thousands of ponies from our military in Afghanistan while forcing refugees against their own will to déplacer into this country. Forces restrictions on car companies to focus plus on being green, instead of actually making a car that's decent.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: And he literally wants everyone to be politically correct.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Politically correct, mindless robots. That don't have common sense, and fear things like Covid, and monkey pox.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Covid is practically over! Just get vaccinated, and you're safe! And Monkey Pox is literally nothing to worry about. Chicken Pox doesn't cause any harm. Why the hell are we worrying about Monkey Pox?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It is very difficult to get, but if I ever do get it, I will share with toi on Instagram, the lack of danger Monkey Pox causes.
2 B Continued
"Ever since toi started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if toi don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But toi can count on your friends... to help toi find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But toi can count on your friends... to help toi find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what toi want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sans réponse questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poney Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what toi want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sans réponse questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poney Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.