Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Song: link
Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.
Hawkeye: salut Mike, why don't toi play poker par yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one a dit we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker par himself*
Metal Gloss: All right. Now we can make some real money.
Mirage: I don't know about toi guys, but me, and Dan decided we're going to try our hooves at Black Jack.
Hawkeye: Have fun with that. I'm going for slots.
Stylo: Same here.
Metal Gloss: I think I'll just watch.
At the Black Jack table
Dealer: *Sees Mirage put $800 on the table, so he does the same* Okay. Try to get as close to 21 as toi can. *Puts down a 3, and a 8* Do toi want to keep going?
Mirage: Just get me one card.
Dealer: *Puts down a 10* toi got 21. *Gives Mirage $1,600*
Dan: My turn. *Puts $700 on the table*
Dealer: *Does the same, and puts down two 7's*
Dan: Two 7's? Interesting. I think I'll stop there.
Dealer: Well played. Your suivant card would have been a Jack.
Dan: *Takes the money* I'll do one plus round.
Mirage: Then after that, we're leaving.
Dealer: Double the stakes?
Dan: *Puts $1,400 on the table*
Dealer: *Does the same, and puts down a King, and Queen, and a 9* Looks like toi went over 21.
Mirage: Hold it. My friend did not ask for this card.
Dealer: Well, guess what? He got it anyway. So now, he has to-
Mirage: Don't bullshit us. toi give two cards, and only give out extra cards when the player asks for it. Speaking of which, shouldn't toi have two cards as well?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dealer: *Sweating* Security!!
Dan: Oh, like that's gonna-
A bullet hit the table, nearly hitting Dan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: We better get out of here! *Leaving with Dan*
Security Ponies: *Following them*
Stylo: That doesn't look good.
Hawkeye: What did they get their selves into?
Security: *Returning*
Dealer: Did they escape?
Security: Yeah, with all of that money.
Hawkeye: Well, I think it's time we go home.
Stylo: I agree.
Metal Gloss: *Leaves with the two stallions*
Mike: *Still playing Poker with other ponies*
poney 94: I'm losing to a Scottish retard!
Audience: *Laughing*
poney 49: This is ridiculous!
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
Let the games begin, as Pete hosts a series of games to get everypony in shape, and to relieve stress.
The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 11, 2016
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Song: link
Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.
Hawkeye: salut Mike, why don't toi play poker par yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one a dit we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker par himself*
Metal Gloss: All right. Now we can make some real money.
Mirage: I don't know about toi guys, but me, and Dan decided we're going to try our hooves at Black Jack.
Hawkeye: Have fun with that. I'm going for slots.
Stylo: Same here.
Metal Gloss: I think I'll just watch.
At the Black Jack table
Dealer: *Sees Mirage put $800 on the table, so he does the same* Okay. Try to get as close to 21 as toi can. *Puts down a 3, and a 8* Do toi want to keep going?
Mirage: Just get me one card.
Dealer: *Puts down a 10* toi got 21. *Gives Mirage $1,600*
Dan: My turn. *Puts $700 on the table*
Dealer: *Does the same, and puts down two 7's*
Dan: Two 7's? Interesting. I think I'll stop there.
Dealer: Well played. Your suivant card would have been a Jack.
Dan: *Takes the money* I'll do one plus round.
Mirage: Then after that, we're leaving.
Dealer: Double the stakes?
Dan: *Puts $1,400 on the table*
Dealer: *Does the same, and puts down a King, and Queen, and a 9* Looks like toi went over 21.
Mirage: Hold it. My friend did not ask for this card.
Dealer: Well, guess what? He got it anyway. So now, he has to-
Mirage: Don't bullshit us. toi give two cards, and only give out extra cards when the player asks for it. Speaking of which, shouldn't toi have two cards as well?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dealer: *Sweating* Security!!
Dan: Oh, like that's gonna-
A bullet hit the table, nearly hitting Dan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: We better get out of here! *Leaving with Dan*
Security Ponies: *Following them*
Stylo: That doesn't look good.
Hawkeye: What did they get their selves into?
Security: *Returning*
Dealer: Did they escape?
Security: Yeah, with all of that money.
Hawkeye: Well, I think it's time we go home.
Stylo: I agree.
Metal Gloss: *Leaves with the two stallions*
Mike: *Still playing Poker with other ponies*
poney 94: I'm losing to a Scottish retard!
Audience: *Laughing*
poney 49: This is ridiculous!
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
Let the games begin, as Pete hosts a series of games to get everypony in shape, and to relieve stress.
The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 11, 2016