posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will déplacer onto bigger shit from now.
heure : 06:28
FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.
Location : Canterlot
FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want toi to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only toi and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.
*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops ou what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds toi degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
poney - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 minutes later-
Damien - *close van doors* Nicley done.
FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.
Dimitri - Good jour my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt toi are in if toi gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and toi will bring me millions to offshore account. toi guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want toi to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what toi can do. I hope toi will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment toi can take anything toi want from places I send toi - Jewellery, Money ou even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell toi what's mine and what toi can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.