My Little Poney Article: Chapter 3

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posted by Canada24

(Knock on AppleJack's door)

AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie!?

Trixie: I need to talk about Saten?

AJ: Oh boy., what's he done this time?

Trixie: Nothing, nothing.. It's just... I'm getting worried about him.. He's always so angry.. It's like dating the hulk.

AJ: Ah know.. It's kinda why I left him.

Trixie: I know.. He understands that know.. But still.. There must be something I can do.. It's starting to break my heart.

AJ: Well.. It's just the way he is ah guess.. He gets so jealous because he grew up seeing his father constantly cheat on his mother.. And than his mother took it out in 'him'.. Leaving his with loveless parents.

Trixie: I know.. I net his mother myself.. It's sad.. She was once a good person.. Now she's on drugs.

AJ: Man.. Even worse than ah thought.

Trixie: Kinda makes me glad MY childhood was so good..

AJ: (suspicious) Really?.. Tell me about it?

(several minutes later)

Trixie: (sobbing uncontrollably) I know my father wanted a boy!.. And he even called me slugger until I got to the age of developing as a woman.. And then he just STOPPED playing catch with me!.. And I wasn't slugger anymore.. (Blows nose).

AJ: (sitting, lessoning) Ah see.

Trixie: (still crying) And mom could of just a dit "Jack, she's a girl, get over it".. But she didn't! Not one word, the whole time! (cries into her own soft hooves).

AJ: (pats her back) There, there.. But at least ah have an idea for Saten now...

Trixie: (sniffs) I guess this means I should start seeing my old therapist again.

AJ: Hmmm... Maybe toi should get Saten an appointment with him ou her as well.. Might help his 'issues'

To be continued

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Under Pressure 19

posted by karinabrony

étoile, star Shimmer was stomping around in her room, Beachberry and Starshine sitting on her bed.

Star Shimmer: UGH! I can't believe that worthless Black Rise won!!!
Starshine: I know, right?
Beachberry: Yeah.
Star Shimmer: *slams a mirror* HELP ME COME UP WITH THINGS, DON'T JUST AGREE WITH ME!
Beachberry: *backs away*
Starshine: *backs away*
Beachberry: Well, toi could ruin her speech....
Star Shimmer: That's it! Beachberry, you're a genius! STARSHINE! Get out a notebook and start écriture our plan down!
Starshine: *quickly gets out a notebook* What is our plan?
Beachberry: We could use a spell that makes...

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poney Fight Ch. 5 push through

posted by Dragon4322

"SWEET CELESTIA....."

(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff toi have where are toi going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...

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The Beginning: Part9

posted by alinah_09

Cosmic Night-ray

when they opened the door,streamers popped out of nowhere..the whole room was neat but decorated the 4 ponies were all awestruck while Spectrum was grinning

"Welcome back,sir Spark" a night colored stallion came forward,smiling at the ponies "did toi like it?"

the surprised ponies all nodded at the same time,but Spectrum came vers l'avant, vers l’avant and shook the the stallion in front of them

"Nice to see toi again,Cosmic...and please..dont call me 'sir'...where's Mr. Click?our old caretaker?" Spectrum asked

"My father retired,so he left the responsibility to me" Cosmic replied

Flame snapped out of it and looked...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 8 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.

Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do toi always say the same thing to a poney 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered par another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: toi were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: toi just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Winx brought Con & Double X to Atlantis, and they got to go inside.

Isosceles: Ah, the two oceanologists are here. What are your names again?
Con: I'm Wilson Wilson, and this is my lovely wife, Olivia Wilson.
Isosceles: Nice to meet toi both. As toi probably know, I am Isosceles. The creator of this very building toi are standing in.
Con: We heard. What caused toi to make this fine establishment?
Isosceles: This. *shows view of ocean* This world underwater is so perfect. So calm, not like the one we ponies have to go through.
Con: *sees shark*
Isosceles: Of course, there are a few drawbacks...

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The last solstice - Chapter 2: The hermit of Ivory Tower

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 2: The hermit of Ivory Tower

Nocturnal Mirage sits at the canapé in the same room; he spent two hours yesterday. He arrived a little earlier and now struggles to stay awake. The cozy warmness is somnolent, the cobalt stallion yawns for some length. Suddenly, the door of the office throws open with a loud bang. This time, it’s not the secretary, but Captain Shining Armor himself. Mirage shakes his head, stands up and salutes instinctively.

“Ah, Mirage, you’re here already. Good.” Shining salutes back.” Come inside, and prepare for briefing.”

Mirage obeys and...

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For Your I's Only part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Edward, leader of The Resistance

Con went back to his car to find something surprising.

Con: Amzel?
Amzel: *dead*
Con: *spots badge* Raiden must have done this.

He met up with Carole again, and saw that there were some irish ponies.

Con: What are these guys doing here?
Carole: These ponies maybe irish, but they want to help.
Good irish pony: My name is Edward, and this is my group known as The Resistance.
Con: Why are toi fighting your own country?
Edward: They are handing over a weapon to Mexico that will destroy every place other then their own.
Resistance sgt: They must be stopped at all costs.
Con: You're right, where are...

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You'll Only Live Twice part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

the leader of M.I.6

If toi guessed C preventing somepony from launching plus missiles toi are correct.

Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where toi were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.

M.I.6 was going to train Con with some karate.

Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.

So Con practiced with the other poney until..

british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach toi more...

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Score has gone missing part 1..........Starting with score

posted by applejackrocks

It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever toi are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...

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Pinkie Pie Makes chocolat pudding at 4 AM

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SHUT UP AND LISTEN ABOUT THE pudding

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pomme Bloom get's her cutie mark

posted by KendiKens

pomme Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told toi that toi need to clean up your bedroom!
pomme Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
pomme Jack:Fine,but suivant time,I want to see your room shine plus than a twice cleaned apple.
pomme Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
pomme Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
pomme Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
pomme Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
pomme Bloom:Yep!
pomme Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
pomme Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
pomme Jack:Two weeks if toi need!
pomme Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One heure later*
pomme Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
pomme Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
pomme Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
pomme Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
pomme Jack:Let's party.
pomme Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*

Rarity: Her Other 10 Greatest Noises (Round 2)

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1960 Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.

Boss: I trust toi enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do toi call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think toi can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really....

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Spike It Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link to part 5: link

After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at pizza Hut.

Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll montrer those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve toi made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. toi know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side....

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Pinkie Pie is now the new leader of the 3rd reich.

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