Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our montrer where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, ou played as characters in skits. For instance, arc en ciel Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The cul, ass cul, ass Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now toi will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots missile at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit par missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banane peel*
Derpy: Do toi really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banane peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy toi unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what toi wrote down." a dit Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, toi wrote down, the letter N. toi wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing plus laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer a dit this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." a dit Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if toi didn't say that word ever again." a dit Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favori six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, par giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think toi sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. toi have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will toi pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
plus laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the capuche, hotte of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
suivant day, Princess Celestia was walking through her château when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if toi promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are toi doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into aléatoire objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I a dit I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, arc en ciel Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, arc en ciel Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Can't toi see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are toi going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arc en ciel Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
arc en ciel Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arc en ciel Dash looked vers l'avant, vers l’avant to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arc en ciel Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: a dit arc en ciel Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Mind your own business toi celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arc en ciel Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arc en ciel Dash? Have toi been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of arc en ciel Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arc en ciel Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arc en ciel Dash, toi are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one plus letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There toi are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if toi don't ma******te in that video, I'll montrer everypony in here an embarrassing photo of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing photo is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have arc en ciel Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, who are toi calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: arc en ciel Dash, let's start with you.
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arc en ciel Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arc en ciel Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arc en ciel Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: toi know what? arc en ciel Dash, toi take the board.
arc en ciel Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, toi either have her do that to toi somewhere private, ou don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: toi mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied par saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do toi have for 400. Good choice." a dit Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japon in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! animé porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." a dit Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are toi a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of toi is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do toi take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I l’amour toi too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare toi say the color rose is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th mur somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in mur that says number 4* Would toi look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
arc en ciel Dash: What letter did toi get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well toi wouldn't be laughing if toi got a disrespectful letter like that.
arc en ciel Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arc en ciel Dash!
A light was shining on her, and anges started playing lyres.
---
Alex: Moving on. cidre fort, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her récent marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
---
Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and films about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
---
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking toi who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back siège singing, I wanna hold your five figue, fig Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the l’amour of god, shut your mouth.
---
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* toi didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are toi going to stop being a coward?
arc en ciel Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy plus roles in this montrer later on. As for the rest of the video, the suivant part will montrer the good times me, and my Friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now toi will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots missile at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit par missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banane peel*
Derpy: Do toi really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banane peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy toi unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what toi wrote down." a dit Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, toi wrote down, the letter N. toi wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing plus laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer a dit this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." a dit Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if toi didn't say that word ever again." a dit Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favori six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, par giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think toi sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. toi have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will toi pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
plus laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the capuche, hotte of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
suivant day, Princess Celestia was walking through her château when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if toi promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are toi doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into aléatoire objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I a dit I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, arc en ciel Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, arc en ciel Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Can't toi see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are toi going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arc en ciel Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
arc en ciel Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arc en ciel Dash looked vers l'avant, vers l’avant to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arc en ciel Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: a dit arc en ciel Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Mind your own business toi celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arc en ciel Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arc en ciel Dash? Have toi been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of arc en ciel Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arc en ciel Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arc en ciel Dash, toi are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one plus letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There toi are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if toi don't ma******te in that video, I'll montrer everypony in here an embarrassing photo of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing photo is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have arc en ciel Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, who are toi calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: arc en ciel Dash, let's start with you.
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arc en ciel Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arc en ciel Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arc en ciel Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: toi know what? arc en ciel Dash, toi take the board.
arc en ciel Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, toi either have her do that to toi somewhere private, ou don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: toi mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied par saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do toi have for 400. Good choice." a dit Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japon in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! animé porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." a dit Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are toi a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of toi is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do toi take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I l’amour toi too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare toi say the color rose is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th mur somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in mur that says number 4* Would toi look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
arc en ciel Dash: What letter did toi get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arc en ciel Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well toi wouldn't be laughing if toi got a disrespectful letter like that.
arc en ciel Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arc en ciel Dash!
A light was shining on her, and anges started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. cidre fort, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her récent marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and films about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking toi who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back siège singing, I wanna hold your five figue, fig Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the l’amour of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* toi didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are toi going to stop being a coward?
arc en ciel Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy plus roles in this montrer later on. As for the rest of the video, the suivant part will montrer the good times me, and my Friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe toi can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what toi ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of toi in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe toi can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what toi ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of toi in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED