My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. ou to be plus specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of toi to prepare for the suivant scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want toi to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do toi want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much toi pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would toi like to work on props?
Louis: How do toi do that?
Director Nick: Go to the hommage room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did toi find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do toi think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, ou mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to hommage room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here toi are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the l’amour of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the suivant episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up suivant is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

purrloinedlove Thanks for writing these!

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Interview With Seanthehedgehog's OC, Shredder

posted by karinabrony

What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is arc en ciel Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make Friends easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make Friends with me.

>Has he met any poney from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...

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Interview With NocturnalMirage's OC, Nocturnal Mirage

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
Nocturnal Mirage
>How old is he?
23.
>What is his hobby?
He doesn't have too much hobbies. He certainly reads a lot, watches tons of movies, at night, ou sometimes he just ventures off to the woods and enjoys the fresh air ou stargazing.
>Does he have any relatives?
Yes. His mother is Summer Pride, an Elemental unicorn, the ancient Element of Fire.Unfortunately, her sanity is very unstable and she's very destructive, for she carries a grudge against Celestia.
Mirage also has a younger sister, called Moonlight Lullaby. Their relationship is quite ambivalent:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for toi Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what toi doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 4 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport suivant to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because toi have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* toi thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No poney jumps off a...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 3 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new engines

suivant morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines toi brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...

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Part 11

posted by Canada24

The five girls eventually reached a seconde room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" arc en ciel a dit racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others chariot, panier up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...

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Part 10

posted by Canada24

arc en ciel Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded par hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" arc en ciel Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask toi a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so toi owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do toi hump a train?
Hawkeye: toi don't. It goes down a colline which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animaux to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poney that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did toi find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he a volé, étole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

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Celestia and Bolt: The chercher for Luna

posted by Dragon-88

What arc en ciel Dash was doing to stay busy.

What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.

It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even arc en ciel Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...

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Under Pressure Part 2

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in her room, lire her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a couteau and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her lit and went to sleep. Another jour tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...

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arc en ciel Dash Presents: A crossover part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and arc en ciel Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of arc en ciel Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Oh, of course toi had to beat me up! Why couldn't toi have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat toi up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no poney get beat up?...

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arc en ciel Dash presents: A Crossover part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, toi look just like me, but toi sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is toi from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...

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PART SEVEN: (of the Changeling's featured story)

posted by Canada24

Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" arc en ciel Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...

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the shy who loved me part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no toi don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are toi doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did toi know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...