Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: toi wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A fleur that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*
Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.
Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see Ms. Shields.
Schwartz: Yeah, me too. *Runs with Ralphie*
Grover: salut come here!!
Flick: *Hears the cloche, bell ring*
Scut: You. Come here.
Flick: Who me?
Grover: Nah, you're aunt. Yeah you, get over here!!
I left Flick to certain annihilation. But BB gun mania knows no loyalty.
Flick: uncle uncle uncle uncle.
Scut: *Twists Flick's arm*
Flick: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!!
Later, he walked into the classroom with a black eye.
Ms. Shields: *Returning themes to students* I am handing all of your christmas themes to you. I'm pleased. In general, toi did very well. However, I was dissapointed in some of the margins.
And now, time to see what Ms. Shields thought about my wonderful theme
Ralphie: *Opens theme, and sees that he got a C+*
C+? Oh no, it can't be!
Ralphie: C+?
Ms. Shields: *in Ralphie's fantasy, dressed as the Wicked Witch* C+! C+! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ralphie: *Sees a note on the theme*
Oh, no! "You'll shoot your eye out!"?
Ralphie: Oh, no!
My mother must have gotten to Ms. Shields! There could be no other explanation!
Miss Shields, Mother: *In Ralphie's fantasy, Miss Shields is dressed as the Wicked Witch and Ralphie's mother as a jester* "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker? I was surrounded par happy ponies that were going to get what they asked for Christmas.
After school, I was still upset about the bad grade, so I went into this small yard with a few scrap cars. Then, all of a sudden...
Ralphie: *Gets hit par a snowball, and takes his glasses off to clean them*
Scut, and Grover: *Laughing*
Grover: salut four eyes. How did toi like the snowball sandwich? Maybe you'd like another one.
Scut: *Points at Ralphie* Listen jerk! When I tell toi to come, toi better come!
Ralphie: *About to cry*
Scut: What? Are toi gonna cry now? Come on, cry baby. Cry!
With all of the taunting Scut was making towards me, I began to feel a small flame begin to grow inside of me.
Scut: Cry!!!
Ralphie: *Gets very angry, and runs towards Scut* RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Scut: *Surprised*
Ralphie: *Knocks Scut down, and lays on him as he punches his face*
Grover: Hey!
Then something happened. A fuse blew, and I was going out of my mind.
Grover: *Goes towards Ralphie* Hey! salut kid!
Ralphie: *Pushes Grover, and continues punching Scut*
Grover: I'm telling my dad! *Runs away*
Colts, and Fillies: *Watching fight from behind a fence*
Randy, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running towards Ralphie*
Schwartz: Yeah Ralph!
Flick: Beat him up!
Randy: *Looks at Ralphie's glasses on the ground*
Ralphie: *Chokes Scut, and slams his head into the ground* toi morten no good, thwarten snobben, flashkabab!!
Ponies: *Listening to Ralphie* Whoa. Did toi hear what he said?
I have since heard of ponies under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.
Randy: *Bringing Mother towards Ralphie*
Scut: *Continues getting beat up* Mommy! Mommy!!
Flick: Ralphie, shh! Your mother is coming.
Mother: *Sees Ralphie choking Scut* Ralphie! *Goes to Ralphie, and tries to pull him off of Scut* RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Hits mother, and tries to get back at Scut*
Mother: RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Stops fighting, and stares at mother*
Mother: Ralphie?
Ralphie: *Cries*
Mother: Come on. We're going home. *Walks away with Randy, and Ralphie*
Scut: *Stands up, and sees blood coming from his nose*
Flick: Uh oh.
Scut: *Wipes blood from nose*
2 B Continued
Flick: toi wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A fleur that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*
Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.
Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see Ms. Shields.
Schwartz: Yeah, me too. *Runs with Ralphie*
Grover: salut come here!!
Flick: *Hears the cloche, bell ring*
Scut: You. Come here.
Flick: Who me?
Grover: Nah, you're aunt. Yeah you, get over here!!
I left Flick to certain annihilation. But BB gun mania knows no loyalty.
Flick: uncle uncle uncle uncle.
Scut: *Twists Flick's arm*
Flick: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!!
Later, he walked into the classroom with a black eye.
Ms. Shields: *Returning themes to students* I am handing all of your christmas themes to you. I'm pleased. In general, toi did very well. However, I was dissapointed in some of the margins.
And now, time to see what Ms. Shields thought about my wonderful theme
Ralphie: *Opens theme, and sees that he got a C+*
C+? Oh no, it can't be!
Ralphie: C+?
Ms. Shields: *in Ralphie's fantasy, dressed as the Wicked Witch* C+! C+! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ralphie: *Sees a note on the theme*
Oh, no! "You'll shoot your eye out!"?
Ralphie: Oh, no!
My mother must have gotten to Ms. Shields! There could be no other explanation!
Miss Shields, Mother: *In Ralphie's fantasy, Miss Shields is dressed as the Wicked Witch and Ralphie's mother as a jester* "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker? I was surrounded par happy ponies that were going to get what they asked for Christmas.
After school, I was still upset about the bad grade, so I went into this small yard with a few scrap cars. Then, all of a sudden...
Ralphie: *Gets hit par a snowball, and takes his glasses off to clean them*
Scut, and Grover: *Laughing*
Grover: salut four eyes. How did toi like the snowball sandwich? Maybe you'd like another one.
Scut: *Points at Ralphie* Listen jerk! When I tell toi to come, toi better come!
Ralphie: *About to cry*
Scut: What? Are toi gonna cry now? Come on, cry baby. Cry!
With all of the taunting Scut was making towards me, I began to feel a small flame begin to grow inside of me.
Scut: Cry!!!
Ralphie: *Gets very angry, and runs towards Scut* RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Scut: *Surprised*
Ralphie: *Knocks Scut down, and lays on him as he punches his face*
Grover: Hey!
Then something happened. A fuse blew, and I was going out of my mind.
Grover: *Goes towards Ralphie* Hey! salut kid!
Ralphie: *Pushes Grover, and continues punching Scut*
Grover: I'm telling my dad! *Runs away*
Colts, and Fillies: *Watching fight from behind a fence*
Randy, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running towards Ralphie*
Schwartz: Yeah Ralph!
Flick: Beat him up!
Randy: *Looks at Ralphie's glasses on the ground*
Ralphie: *Chokes Scut, and slams his head into the ground* toi morten no good, thwarten snobben, flashkabab!!
Ponies: *Listening to Ralphie* Whoa. Did toi hear what he said?
I have since heard of ponies under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.
Randy: *Bringing Mother towards Ralphie*
Scut: *Continues getting beat up* Mommy! Mommy!!
Flick: Ralphie, shh! Your mother is coming.
Mother: *Sees Ralphie choking Scut* Ralphie! *Goes to Ralphie, and tries to pull him off of Scut* RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Hits mother, and tries to get back at Scut*
Mother: RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: *Stops fighting, and stares at mother*
Mother: Ralphie?
Ralphie: *Cries*
Mother: Come on. We're going home. *Walks away with Randy, and Ralphie*
Scut: *Stands up, and sees blood coming from his nose*
Flick: Uh oh.
Scut: *Wipes blood from nose*
2 B Continued
érable looked out at the table, tableau and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" érable asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. érable looked where Gummy was, right par her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" érable asked. She looked around and then the cuisine caught on fire. érable gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. ou at least, for Maple.
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE foins, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see La Reine des Neiges for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. toi can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE foins, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see La Reine des Neiges for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. toi can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arc en ciel Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arc en ciel Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created par me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arc en ciel Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arc en ciel Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created par me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.