This story takes place many years ago..
Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): salut Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the traverser, croix eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do toi ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, toi were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. toi look unique. Just like toi yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder toi were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.
CUT AWAY:
Saten: Hey.. Would toi go on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes toi look even stupider then before..
Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this couteau away (shows a pain knife).
Derpy: It goes in the cuisine silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the couteau ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: salut cuz did toi se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID toi STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-
LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the couteau into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't toi ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go accueil and put Marijuana into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for toi cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.
CUT AWAY:
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten mur violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called toi an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): salut Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the traverser, croix eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do toi ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, toi were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. toi look unique. Just like toi yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder toi were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.
CUT AWAY:
Saten: Hey.. Would toi go on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes toi look even stupider then before..
Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this couteau away (shows a pain knife).
Derpy: It goes in the cuisine silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the couteau ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: salut cuz did toi se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID toi STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-
LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the couteau into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't toi ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go accueil and put Marijuana into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for toi cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.
CUT AWAY:
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten mur violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called toi an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.
TO BE CONTAINUED
As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just musique I Don't Really know if there are subcategories toi can tell me in the commentaires if toi want
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just musique I Don't Really know if there are subcategories toi can tell me in the commentaires if toi want
SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.
SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought toi 'wanted' Rarity's design ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?
TO BE CONTAINUED.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.
SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought toi 'wanted' Rarity's design ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?
TO BE CONTAINUED.