The suivant jour at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could toi please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, toi can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our poulain, colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here toi are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my bureau in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee on desk, and leaves office*
Mr. Carlin: What were toi going to say?
Bob: What I was going to say was that toi should apologize to your wife, and try to take her out on a date. This works on most occasions, but if she's extremely angry, there's a chance it won't work. That reminds me, how angry is she?
Mr. Carlin: She threw mud on my car.
Bob: Yeah, I'd go with the divorce.
Mr. Carlin: Thank toi Mr. Newhart.
Bob: toi can just call me Bob.
Mr. Carlin: But toi always call me Mr. Carlin.
Bob: Well, maybe that's because I don't know your first name.
Mr. Carlin: Well I don't have a bureau with my entire name on it.
Bob: What is your first name?
Mr. Carlin: George.
Bob: Alright George, I'm glad toi came down here to talk, but unfortunately, we're out of time. toi come back again suivant week if you'd like.
Mr. Carlin: Right, thanks. *Leaves office*

A half heure later, Bob's boss arrived.

Boss: Hello Bob.
Bob: Hello sir.
Boss: I just want to say you've been doing a great job this week. Keep it up.
Bob: toi got it sir, but I wanna tell toi something.
Boss: Yes?
Bob: I think it's time that I went on a vacation. Only for four days.
Boss: Okay. We'll get toi something for your vacation.
Bob: Alright, I'll go the jour after tomorrow.
Boss: Good plan.
Lily & Sam: *Walk in office* Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello. What can I help toi two with?
Lily: We were at the zoo, and something bad happened to us.
Bob: What happened?
Sam: One of the guards made us leave this exhibit, because he thought we were loitering, but we were just watching one of the monkeys.
Bob: And how did this make toi feel?
Lily: Angry.

Six hours later, Bob returned home, and was talking to Emily about the vacation

Emily: What did toi have in mind?
Bob: I was thinking we could go on a luxury cruise. We'll go the jour after tomorrow, and take a break from it all.
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a minute Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right suivant to Bob*
Bob: Come in Howard!
Emily: Could toi close the door?
Howard: Oh, right. Sorry. *Goes to door, and closes it* What's going on?
Bob: We're planning a vacation.
Howard: Can I come along?
Bob: Well...
Howard: *Hears his phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Answers phone* Hello... What?... Now?..... Alright, sorry, I'll get there right away. *Hangs up* I have to fly a plane to London. Perhaps another time, I'll go on a vacation with you.
Bob: Right.
Howard: *Leaving apartment* Bye gu- *walks into door, then opens the door* Bye guys. *Closes door as he exits apartment*

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