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 Bob Newhart
Bob Newhart
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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your jour been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with toi three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his car.
Mr. Carlin: Just do somepony a favor, okay?
Bob: Mr. Carlin, if toi want your car to be washed, but don't feel like doing it yourself, go to a carwash.
Mr. Carlin: That costs money. I want somepony to do it for free.
Bob: I don't think that's possible. You'll have to pay the ponies that wash your car.
Mr. Carlin: I don't have enough money to get a carwash though.
Bob: Do toi have any kids?
Mr. Carlin: Only one. Why?
Bob: I know a lot of colts, and fillies that like to have fun with water, sponges, and everything used for cleaning a car. Perhaps your little poney would like to clean the car for free.
Mr. Carlin: Yeah. Good idea.
Bob: Excellent, I'm glad we could fix this. So, is that the only problem?
Lily: Yes, thank toi for helping us.
Bob: Alright, toi three come back anytime toi have another problem.

Later, at Bob's apartment.

Howard: *On smartphone*
Emily: Howard?
Howard: Yes?
Emily: How long have toi been on my phone?
Howard: Oh, this was yours? I've been playing Candy Crush for so long, that I forgot.
Emily: How many lives do I have left?
Howard: One.
Bob: *Enters his apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily. *sees Howard on smartphone* Need extra lives Howard?
Howard: Oh no, this is Emily's phone.
Bob: Well, don't toi have your own phone?
Howard: I used to, but it got destroyed on the last plane I had to fly.
Bob: How?
Howard: Let's just say I was too busy to see where I was sitting.
Bob: Oh, I see.
Emily: How was your jour dear?
Bob: It was alright. I had three ponies come in, because one of them tried to create some slavery over a carwash.
Emily: Well, toi don't have to worry about that anymore. I just finished preparing dinner. toi two can eat whenever you're ready.
Howard: Alright, just as soon as I... *Fails level* What?! When did a bomb get there?
Bob: salut Howard, how about we have some chicken, instead of a rage?
Howard: *Puts phone on table* Okay.

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 Emily
Emily
 Mr. Carlin
Mr. Carlin
 Howard
Howard
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 The Crystal Empire
The Crystal Empire
Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than arc en ciel Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to montrer off ou brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while arc en ciel is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings plus and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. arc en ciel Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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 This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
Note: Out of 5 aléatoire bronies on this club (It was originally intended to be a certain group, but my patience goes up and down, and at that moment, I became a bit too impatient with the rest who didn't reply, so I asked some aléatoire bronies, who I wish not to say who), four have agreed that I should write a rant which targets this lovely situation. It may include pictures regarding of negativity about us, which may include stereotyping, immaturity, inaccurate portrayal, ou just downright excessive hating. If you're about to prepare your Twilight Gun and go on a l’amour and tolerate beatdown spree,...
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