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 A Masked pie-grièche, pieu coupé, migratrice
A Masked Shrike
After getting Jordyn's wallet, Shredder went to where Brewster was.

Brewster: *Whistling like a bird* And that I'm sure toi all know is the good old robin. *Shows chalkboard* Now, let's take a look at our suivant bird, the Masked Shrike, the butcher bird.
Shredder: *Arrives*
Brewster: Ah, Shredder. Sit down, you'll find your papers, and drawing utensils under the table.
Shredder: *Sits down*
Luke: I didn't know toi had an interest for birds.
Shredder: Yeah, toi should stick around, and learn a few things.
Luke: I've got better things to do then learn about birds. *Leaves*
Brewster: Well, that's a shame that the guard couldn't stay with us, but let's stay on track. As toi can see from this drawing of the Masked pie-grièche, pieu coupé, migratrice it's got a good round shape.
Luke: *Walking towards Gilda's office*
Gordon: *Switches lids on garbage cans*
Shining Armor: *Knocks on door three times*
Brewster: Coast is clear.
Bartholomew: Alright, let's see what we got.
Brewster: *Shows forgeries*
Bartholomew: These are good. Now all we need are Identification Papers. Without them, we can't forge any for us.
Shredder: I can change that *Shows Identification papers* And here's a passport, a Sparkle pass.
Jade: A sparkle pass?
Airborne: That gives anyone permission to be in Nazi territory.
Shredder: And we've also got a ticket to Oden, and what appears to be a ticket for a play in Dusseldorf in two weeks.
Bartholomew: toi get ten out of ten for this chap.
Airborne: Just one question. Where did toi get all this?
Shredder: It's on a loan.

Later that night.

James: Now I want to montrer toi the clothing that I've been working on.
Bartholomew: Alright, montrer me.
James: What I've got here is a black luxury suit, with a fedora. Now, this also comes with a red tie, a white vest, and a pocket watch.
Bartholomew: Great work.
James: Here is something that I'm nearly done with. This is a uniform for anypony that is in Discord's army.
Bartholomew: I thought they had humans, like the Nazis do.
James: Discord allows only ponies from Italy to rejoindre his army.
Bartholomew: But you're Italian.
James: Yes, don't rub it in. Now, here's one that I dyed with a bottle of blue ink. A regular outfit for the working pony.
Bartholomew: Very creative, and very amazing.
James: Thank you. All those blankets toi see there on the bed, are going to be used tomorrow.
Bartholomew: That's a lot of blankets. Where did toi get them?
James: Shredder got them for me.
Bartholomew: Well where did he get them?!
James: I asked him that, and toi know what he said?
Bartholomew: What?
James: Don't ask.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're suivant job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are toi waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching papillons was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them toi idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees papillon on...
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posted by Canada24
For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, toi had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping toi AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm plus than happy to help.
AJ: toi have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).


TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing par the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do toi two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about toi James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If toi don't start laughing, I'll kick toi out of here, and toi won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are toi gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write plus aléatoire things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten écriture classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy orange mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The orange mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
suivant day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car toi saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do toi have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also a dit that some ponies witnessed a green earth poney with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind toi of somepony?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but toi might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are toi doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get plus engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the jour is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right suivant to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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 Benny
Benny
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn rue Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian poney to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this poney looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are toi sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing clairon, bugle in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are plus reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four secondes plus then it was supposed to take for all of toi to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do toi know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID toi SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!


Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do toi mean jinxed?
Renee:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first poney to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, toi could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: toi better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some plus coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he a dit that a huge branch from a fallen arbre got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote par Jordy_Dash, design of Black Snow par Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy


My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in poney ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's manteau and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my manteau was a snow white and my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. toi stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because toi called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got toi covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by mariofan14
It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new montrer I would like to talk about is a montrer named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would toi care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...
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