Do toi remember that nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat, and his wife? Neither of them ate the same thing, but between the two of them, they got the job done. That's kind of like with me, and Leo, except the fat, and lean are words, and pictures. Make sense? I do the talking, and Leo takes care of the drawings.
Leo speaks to me sometimes, but that's about it. Conversation just isn't his thing. If Leo wanted to tell toi your house was on fire, he'd draw a picture to montrer you. But he's a great artist, and if it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then my buddy Leo has plus to say then anyone I've ever met.
I sat suivant to him for the school meeting.
Ponies: *chattering*
Rafe: *looking around* Well this is definitely "Special."
Leo: Could be worse.
Ponies: *chattering*
Mr. Dwight: *goes to front of auditorium* Attention!
Ponies: *stop talking*
After a whole speech that sounded like this...
Welcome, blah blah blah blah blah blah, lunch. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, blah blah blah blah blah, and without further ado.... Blah!!
...Mr. Dwight got out the cheerleaders, and the football team, the football team, and traverser, croix country team, and they got everypony on their feet shouting. Well, everyone, but me. The only thing missing was a circus tent, and a couple of dancing elephants.
Rafe: *bored*
Mrs. Stricker: *stomping hooves* Nice work.
Mr. Dwight: And up suivant for toi to meet, Mrs. Stricker!
Cheerleaders, and sports players: Yay!! *run off stage*
Mrs. Stricker: *Gets to front of auditorium* Now every year, we have a bunch of students that try to run for student counsil. If any of toi would like to do that, please come down here, and adress the assembly.
Rafe: *sees a few ponies going to front* (This is soo boring?! I wish something could happen to make this better.)
Jeanne: Hi everyone, I'm Jeanne Galletta.
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Then, it did get better. I never seen her before, but man was she beautiful.
Jeanne: I think I'd be a good class representative, because I know how to listen. There's nothing plus important then that.
Rafe: (I'm listening.)
Leo: Are toi falling in l’amour with her.
Rafe: Eh,
Leo: Yes?
Rafe: Sure.
Jeanne: I have a lot of good ideas for how to make the school a better place. But first, I want to do one thing. *walks to Rafe*
Rafe: *excited*
Jeanne: Are toi Rafe?
Rafe: Yes.
Jeanne: Do toi want to divisé, split a large fries in the cafeteria later?
Rafe: Yeah. I'm buying.
Jeanne: No. The fries are on me. *winks*
Rafe: *smiles*
Jeanne: *Returns to front of auditorium* So, I hope you'll vote for me.
I never even heard her speech, but she definitely had my vote
2 B continued
Leo speaks to me sometimes, but that's about it. Conversation just isn't his thing. If Leo wanted to tell toi your house was on fire, he'd draw a picture to montrer you. But he's a great artist, and if it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then my buddy Leo has plus to say then anyone I've ever met.
I sat suivant to him for the school meeting.
Ponies: *chattering*
Rafe: *looking around* Well this is definitely "Special."
Leo: Could be worse.
Ponies: *chattering*
Mr. Dwight: *goes to front of auditorium* Attention!
Ponies: *stop talking*
After a whole speech that sounded like this...
Welcome, blah blah blah blah blah blah, lunch. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, blah blah blah blah blah, and without further ado.... Blah!!
...Mr. Dwight got out the cheerleaders, and the football team, the football team, and traverser, croix country team, and they got everypony on their feet shouting. Well, everyone, but me. The only thing missing was a circus tent, and a couple of dancing elephants.
Rafe: *bored*
Mrs. Stricker: *stomping hooves* Nice work.
Mr. Dwight: And up suivant for toi to meet, Mrs. Stricker!
Cheerleaders, and sports players: Yay!! *run off stage*
Mrs. Stricker: *Gets to front of auditorium* Now every year, we have a bunch of students that try to run for student counsil. If any of toi would like to do that, please come down here, and adress the assembly.
Rafe: *sees a few ponies going to front* (This is soo boring?! I wish something could happen to make this better.)
Jeanne: Hi everyone, I'm Jeanne Galletta.
Listen to this while lire
link
Then, it did get better. I never seen her before, but man was she beautiful.
Jeanne: I think I'd be a good class representative, because I know how to listen. There's nothing plus important then that.
Rafe: (I'm listening.)
Leo: Are toi falling in l’amour with her.
Rafe: Eh,
Leo: Yes?
Rafe: Sure.
Jeanne: I have a lot of good ideas for how to make the school a better place. But first, I want to do one thing. *walks to Rafe*
Rafe: *excited*
Jeanne: Are toi Rafe?
Rafe: Yes.
Jeanne: Do toi want to divisé, split a large fries in the cafeteria later?
Rafe: Yeah. I'm buying.
Jeanne: No. The fries are on me. *winks*
Rafe: *smiles*
Jeanne: *Returns to front of auditorium* So, I hope you'll vote for me.
I never even heard her speech, but she definitely had my vote
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
arc en ciel Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
arc en ciel Dash:THE question I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!
arc en ciel Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
arc en ciel Dash:THE question I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!