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posted by karinabrony
1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, toi say, ''You're...GOING TO l’amour ME!''.

2.) toi got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) toi go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever toi eat a arc en ciel colored Candy (for example, Skittles, acide, sure Taffy, etc.) , toi think of arc en ciel Dash.

5.) Whenever toi see a Granny Smith apple, toi think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little poney merchandise and they don't even know what it is, toi immediately question them like, ''Who's your favori character?'' and ''Where did toi get it at?''.

7.) toi contribute to this club and post a lot of images.

8.) toi write fan fictions of your OC's ou favori characters.

9.) toi have an OC.

10.) toi try to get your voice to sound like a character on the show.

11.) When toi ride your scooter ou bike down a colline ou something, toi think you're arc en ciel Dash doing a sonic Rainboom.

12.) toi freaked out and nearly died when they had MLP T-Shirts.

13.) toi are always chant ou humming songs from MLP.

14.) This is your most used quote: Bro Hoof. /)

15.) toi bro hoof people when toi congratulate them.

16.) toi start classifying your Friends par the mane 6.

17.) Every time toi pass par a pile of rocks, toi mutter under your breath, ''Chumps...''.

18.) When toi lose your patience, toi say ''But I want it NOW!'' Applebloom style.

19.) toi call your Friends Sugar cube.

20.) toi say ''Hi everyPONY!''.

21.) Waiting for Saturday seems like a year.

22.) toi want a BF/GF that is a brony, too.

23.) Sometimes toi write letters ending, ''Your Faithful student,''.

24.) toi need plus shelf l’espace for all of your ponies.

25.) Whenever a chicken is mentioned, toi think of Scootaloo.

26.) toi run like you're running in the Olymics to the Toy Section of the store.

27.) When something awesome happens, toi say ''The fun has been doubled!''.

28.) toi draw fan Art of characters.

29.) toi think of Sweetie Belle when toi see a dictionary.

30.) toi have a MLP coloring book.

31.) On your MLP coloring book ou your printed coloring pages, toi have to color everything just perfect.

32.) toi doodle ponies in class and when it turns out perfect unepectedly, toi take it accueil and finish it.

33.) On Valentines Day, toi say, ''Happy Hearts and Hooves day!''.

34.) On Christmas, toi say, ''Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!''.

35.) toi have only poney merchandise on your wish list.

36.) toi have poney songs on your play liste and it keeps on expanding.

37.) toi want to see Equestria Girls really bad.

38.) If something bad happens to your toys of ponies, toi immediatley want to cry ou toi feel really sad.

39.) toi collect MLP toys.

40.) At School, toi talk about MLP non stop.

41.) toi have the apps of MLP.

42.) toi have a medal on this club.

43.) toi call yourself a brony/pegasister.

Well, that's all I had. If any of these are you, leave it in the commentaires section. Thank you.
 Londres race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. arc en ciel Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That arc en ciel mare is going down.
Russian pony87: toi sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: toi can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do toi mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: toi forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our Heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do toi have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take toi on at the raceway if toi want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: toi ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. toi two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* toi in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where arc en ciel Dash comes in. toi hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy jour in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy jour because they thought they would be afflicted par a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This poney was making its way towards Sweet pomme Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the poney knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for pomme Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If toi don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta toi near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - feu feu *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... toi ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was feu everywhere... they was knocked on 5 minutes and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another poney is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the étoile, star wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: salut look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other missile carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's déplacer up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... toi live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what toi want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... toi suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: salut isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want toi in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did toi do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my lit room window....
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It was a regular jour in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So toi from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on toi guys.
Sean: I'll meet toi there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: toi always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What toi might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would toi like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell toi what. toi make this bateau go faster, and I'll pay toi for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no feu dash: series D; im cœur, coeur broken as im écriture this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if toi ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are toi bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
arc en ciel Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet pomme Acres. cidre fort, applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ a dit to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus a dit excitedly. It didn't take long before arc en ciel Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer poney asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if toi can holler, then get back to it" pomme a dit to her. ," are toi bucking joking?!" RD a dit as if surprised. "Yep, toi a dit toi wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard toi worked every day" cidre fort, applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought toi wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to montrer due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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