My Little Poney Article: Dashing & Daring: Londres Burnouts part 1

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Dashing & Daring: Londres Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
arc en ciel Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
arc en ciel Dash: toi forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the truck. It's got a trailer this time, so I don't think the driver will shoot us.
arc en ciel Dash: They better not, I just repaired this thing.
Sean: Right. toi all know what to do?
Nikki: Yep *uses rope to slow down truck*
Trucker: What the hay?!
Sean: Good job. Daredevil, get in position.
Daredevil: *gets suivant to back of truck*
Sean: arc en ciel Dash, toi ready?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah.
Sean: Then let's do this!
Daredevil: *cuts connnection to trailer, and truck*
Sean: Nikki, toi got that rope secure?
Nikki: Yeah. toi two get your cars hitched up. *stops*
Sean: *gets in front of trailer*
arc en ciel Dash: *gets in front of trailer*
Nikki: Hurry up.
Daredevil: I don't think she's joking, that poney is turning back!
Sean: We're hitched up, let's go

Our four Heroes soon left with the drugs. That trucker couldn't stop them.

At the hideout

Sean: $995,000 worth of drugs. Nice work everypony.
Daredevil: Thanks.
arc en ciel Dash: How are we going to divisé, split it?
Sean: We'll make it worth less. It'll be $800,000 from now on.
Nikki: toi sure?
Sean: Yeah, it'll be even that way.
Derpy: *crashes into roof*
Sean: What was that?

Sean, arc en ciel Dash, Daredevil, and Nikki went to see what happened. Then they saw Derpy

Sean: We're down here.
Derpy: Oh, hi everypony!
Nikki: Hi Derpy, how are you?
Derpy: I'm fine. I have some mail for you.
Sean: Thanks. *looks at envelope* It says it's from England!
Nikki: Really?
Sean: Londres to be exact! toi know what this means?
Daredevil: Yeah. We get to race easy targets, and get paid for it!
Sean: Not all of them are easy, but you're right.
arc en ciel Dash: It's going to be fun, that's for sure!
Nikki: I'll bet, being in Londres and all!
Sean: We better get things set up.

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's new Chevronet Corvette

Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a liste with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills toi three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do toi have for me?
S: Glad toi asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A missile shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another poney has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy toi two.
Diamond Tiara:...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. toi just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. arc en ciel Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke arc en ciel Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The poney that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are toi from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So toi created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...

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The New Era... PART 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A part of Ponyville by 2031

par the an 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the an that a poney found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called toi here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...

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The Problem in Sweet pomme Acres: Part 2

posted by soomin1208

30 minutes later, The Mane six were all sitting in a cercle at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the pomme farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....

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The Problem in Sweet pomme Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious jour in Ponyville. Twilight was lire some books, arc en ciel Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the herbe meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat suivant to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...

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Secret of the Crystal Ponies Summary

posted by Coolblue123

Secret of the Crystal Ponies

Twilight Sparkle and Friends wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please commentaire on my mur ou commentaire down below if I should. If I write it and toi read it I will give toi a hommage of you're choice and I will fan you. Please tell me!

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are toi sure about this?
Discord: I have a fusil, carabine of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope toi know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: toi got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

par the time me & arc en ciel Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few plus things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* salut STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 prt. 2 Scootaloo's decision

posted by Dragon4322

Scootaloo leaves theater

While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens par making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater par herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video a dit "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No toi shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde cidre fort, applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...

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toi people can be really funny sometimes...

posted by xDark_Angelx

If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the montrer for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the montrer continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these mur posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove to Canterlot château where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the château was gaurded par jeeps with machine pistolets on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight a dit when she saw us, "Hey." I a dit simoultaneously with arc en ciel Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...

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My little poney talk 2!

posted by mlpfim1222

salut every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little poney sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do toi like Discord mean ou nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always l’amour to see them use them!
On to the My little poney sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little poney concert would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!

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plus then One Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We ended up at 30th rue station in Philladalphia. Catie a volé, étole a train while I a volé, étole another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind toi of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because arc en ciel Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to déplacer it'...

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plus then one Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told arc en ciel Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could toi blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when toi came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now toi will do as I say. I want toi to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...