A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?
We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air
Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: toi can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to toi the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & canard, drake Hugo.............Theirselves
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We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air
Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: toi can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to toi the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & canard, drake Hugo.............Theirselves
Cars provided by
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Dodge
Chevronet
Foallari
Hoofington
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poney stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's haut, retour au début student, i always thought there was something plus to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're plus than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted par his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poney stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's haut, retour au début student, i always thought there was something plus to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're plus than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted par his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy montrer that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank toi everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank toi very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help toi officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. toi know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958
Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
