It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a orange sky, and rose clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.
Ian: So why are toi heading to San Fran?
arc en ciel Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true
They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.
Shredder: Well this can't be good.
arc en ciel Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't toi stay?
arc en ciel Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck arc en ciel Dash
arc en ciel Dash: *flies away*
arc en ciel Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.
Sean: Hi Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Sean? I thought toi weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how toi were doing.
arc en ciel Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find arc en ciel Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
arc en ciel Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another poney break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating arc en ciel Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
arc en ciel Dash: *flies away*
We were being followed par the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.
Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
arc en ciel Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
arc en ciel Dash: No. I can fly, and toi can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*
The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.
Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. arc en ciel Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've a dit it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
arc en ciel Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
arc en ciel Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
arc en ciel Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
arc en ciel Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
arc en ciel Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's toi two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.
Not far away from them
delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
arc en ciel Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
arc en ciel Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
arc en ciel Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
arc en ciel Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
arc en ciel Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*
Realising she wouldn't win, arc en ciel Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused par so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then toi doesn't mean toi have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.
A jour after Dash's suicide
arc en ciel Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem toi guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
arc en ciel Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
arc en ciel Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.
My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if toi want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!
The End.
Ian: So why are toi heading to San Fran?
arc en ciel Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true
They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.
Shredder: Well this can't be good.
arc en ciel Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't toi stay?
arc en ciel Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck arc en ciel Dash
arc en ciel Dash: *flies away*
arc en ciel Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.
Sean: Hi Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Sean? I thought toi weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how toi were doing.
arc en ciel Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find arc en ciel Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
arc en ciel Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another poney break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating arc en ciel Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
arc en ciel Dash: *flies away*
We were being followed par the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.
Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
arc en ciel Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
arc en ciel Dash: No. I can fly, and toi can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*
The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.
Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. arc en ciel Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've a dit it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
arc en ciel Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
arc en ciel Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
arc en ciel Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
arc en ciel Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
arc en ciel Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's toi two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.
Not far away from them
delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
arc en ciel Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
arc en ciel Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
arc en ciel Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
arc en ciel Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
arc en ciel Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*
Realising she wouldn't win, arc en ciel Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused par so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then toi doesn't mean toi have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.
A jour after Dash's suicide
arc en ciel Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem toi guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
arc en ciel Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
arc en ciel Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.
My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if toi want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!
The End.