Fellow Yaoi-Fans and Slashers? Anyone? *puppy eyes*

This... this has never happened to me before. O.O I can't find a single slashfic for Morganville, not even just a crack ou OcxOC pairing. Nor have I ever seen discussions ou speculations ou wistful musings... Am I the only slasher in this fandom? Seriously?
Not cool, dudes. -.-

(For those of toi who don't know, Slash is a type of fanfiction. It's romance between two boys. yaoi is a genre of anime/manga which is, again, romance between two boys.)