What do toi call a mouton, moutons with no legs?
A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did toi first notice this problem?
What problem?
How do toi know if your a red neck?
toi go to the family reunon to find a date!
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide par jumping out her basement window.
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
How do toi make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
What's the best way to kill a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
How can toi tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
toi have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a jour when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
I went into MacDonalds yesterday and a dit "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter a dit "Would toi like some fries with that".
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
How can toi tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What do toi call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to toi anyway!
Why are men like commercials?
toi can't believe a word they say.
Why are men like blenders?
toi need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.
Why are guys like lava lamps?
They're fun to watch, but not very bright!
What have toi done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
toi have left the chain to long.
A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did toi first notice this problem?
What problem?
How do toi know if your a red neck?
toi go to the family reunon to find a date!
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide par jumping out her basement window.
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
How do toi make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
What's the best way to kill a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
How can toi tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
toi have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a jour when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
I went into MacDonalds yesterday and a dit "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter a dit "Would toi like some fries with that".
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
How can toi tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What do toi call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to toi anyway!
Why are men like commercials?
toi can't believe a word they say.
Why are men like blenders?
toi need one, but you're not quite sure why.
How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.
Why are guys like lava lamps?
They're fun to watch, but not very bright!
What have toi done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
toi have left the chain to long.