Everyone knows of the citrouille King who once a volé, étole Christmas, and ruined thousands of little kids sugar prune dreams. Well today hes gone from citrouille King to citrouille Father for after that Halloween night he got married to Sally the Rag Doll. Two years later he hath had a baby with the name of maria... toi know what? Why don't we stop talking like i'm écriture in the scriptures and talk normally. So well it hath.... I'm doing it again aren't I? Well sixteen years later, That is where the story began...

"Where's my stinkin', Honey?" Jack calls from his bedroom closet. "Yes dear?" Sally asked from...