Another version of "You know your an LOTR fan when..."
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
toi can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
toi have a decided opinion on the question of the two Glorfindels.
toi understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, toi must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But toi mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
toi know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
toi use Shire reckoning.
toi can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
toi think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, toi re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
donné a map of Middle Earth, toi can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
toi can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, toi déplacer westward.
toi know Gil-galad's real name.
toi know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your favori étoile, star Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
toi have learnt to blow smoke rings.
toi have a weed patch.
toi own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
toi know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, toi prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
toi talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR plus than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR fans have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past toi watching it, ou hearing toi quote it.
Your favori CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though toi don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell toi toi need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" toi want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side toi don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week ou so.
When toi can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) toi flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 heure lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
toi have read/own 5 ou plus Tolkien livres (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it toi exclaim: "What?! How can toi say that?!" and claque, smack them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing toi talk about it toi claque, smack her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed toi say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and claque, smack a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind toi of LOTR, like the way the mirror toi got for Christmas that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
ou the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes toi wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even montrer a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond toi can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if toi only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When toi see that picture toi turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When toi see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR toi read it as that word, like when toi see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) toi read it as Frodo's...
toi spend your time copying poems from the books.
toi have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien livres seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
toi can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
toi have a decided opinion on the question of the two Glorfindels.
toi understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, toi must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But toi mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
toi know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
toi use Shire reckoning.
toi can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
toi think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, toi re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
donné a map of Middle Earth, toi can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
toi can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, toi déplacer westward.
toi know Gil-galad's real name.
toi know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your favori étoile, star Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
toi have learnt to blow smoke rings.
toi have a weed patch.
toi own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
toi know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, toi prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
toi talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR plus than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR fans have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past toi watching it, ou hearing toi quote it.
Your favori CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though toi don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell toi toi need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" toi want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side toi don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week ou so.
When toi can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) toi flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 heure lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
toi have read/own 5 ou plus Tolkien livres (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it toi exclaim: "What?! How can toi say that?!" and claque, smack them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing toi talk about it toi claque, smack her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed toi say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and claque, smack a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind toi of LOTR, like the way the mirror toi got for Christmas that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
ou the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes toi wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even montrer a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond toi can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if toi only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When toi see that picture toi turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When toi see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR toi read it as that word, like when toi see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) toi read it as Frodo's...
toi spend your time copying poems from the books.
toi have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien livres seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.