tohru: salut kyo?
kyo: what!
tohru: my aunt and uncle are on a road trip and they want us to go out to lunch with their son yoshi
kyo:yoshi? what the hell? is his best friend named mario?
tohru: stop!
kyo:whatever.lunch? why?
tohru: stop asking questions. yes and he can't pronounce his x and w
kyo: that ain't my problem.

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aunt: *whisper: please take him away from us*
kyo: jeez, why us?
uncle: tohru dear, why did u marry such a sassy person?
kyo: Y'KNOW WHAT? U CAN GO TO HELL!
aunt: u yell like a cat!
kyo: *surprise* i guess so
yoshi: ahhaha! y u scared uncle kyo?
kyo: NONYA DAMN BUSSINESS!
yoshi:...