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Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.

Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”

She agrees one plus time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:

Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny:...
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He is soo cute
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Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favori nourriture is superior.
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In this annual, delicious dual to the death, Anthony and Ian pit their favori foods against each other. In 2008, veteran pink-frosted sprinkled donut faces some stiff and sugary cinnamon competition when bold newcomer churro steps into the ring.
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A bunny goes to a plage and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:

Goldfish: “Hey dude, are toi OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are toi doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes toi kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! toi just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”

The goldfish does as told and meets a baleine during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a baleine as well. A few moments later a baleine comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the baleine and screams his lungs out:

Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
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Funny when things never change
Even when toi say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

toi tell me that toi l’amour me
When I go to leave
toi tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that toi are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that toi don't l’amour me
I know I'm just for show

I don't know If I can stand
To see toi l’amour another girl
toi know that toi broke my cœur, coeur
toi know that your my world

But while your standing par my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together
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