Straight boys, where toi at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where toi at?

I wanna boy with juicy lips
who doesn' care I don't have tits
I wanna boy like me but hotter
to eat me out like Jeffrey Dahlmer
Straight Boys I must confess
Wanna get under my dress
Give me a Kiss kiss
Give me a fist fist...

Straight boys, where toi at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where toi at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac


I wanna boy who takes the blame
Puttin' Ron Jermey to shame
I wanna boy under my sheets
with rose stained boxeur, boxer briefs
They don't have to tell their friends
They're getting it...