Ireland Jokes

meeee posted on Mar 15, 2008 at 03:54PM
This is just a joke I heard and I wasn't really sure where to post it...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
" Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bertie Ahern's clock?" asked the man.
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a fan

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il y a plus d’un an dazl said…
Mwah ha ha! I love it!

Did you hear about the Kerryman who threw a stone at the ground?

He missed.

Sorry, I love that joke.
il y a plus d’un an meeee said…
Ha Ha Ha I never heard that one before

I love this one:

Tom Thumb, Snow White and Quasimodo were in Fairytale land talking and Tom Thumb said I bet I'm the smallest person in the world, Snow White said I bet I'm the most beautiful person in the world and Quasimodo said i bet I'm the ugliest person in the world so they went to the Guiness world records office Tom Thumb went 1st came out 5minutes later and said "I was right".
Snow White went next came out and said the same.
Quasimodo went last but when he came out he said "Who the fe*k is Brian Cowan?".!!!!!

It's kinda mean I guess but it's funny...
il y a plus d’un an sardines said…
haha, I don't know any jokes...
il y a plus d’un an dazl said…
Meeee I love it!!

What do you do if you see a Dub drowning?


How do you stop a Dub from drowning?

Take your foot off his head!
il y a plus d’un an ali22 said…
Lmao! :)) Here's a spot for posting jokes