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*Cynder walks through a park with her freinds Joy and Kendra*

Cynder: *get hit in the head with something* huh? *turns around*

Zim: nice shot, Sasha!

Sasha: thanks Zimmy!

Cynder: HEY! that hurt!

Sasha: well duh!

Cynder: huh?

Kendra: apparently it was supposed to hurt.

Joy: *gets ticked* WHAT!?!?*turns to Zim and Sasha* toi BULLIES! COME UP HERE AND SEE IF YA CAN DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT GETTING HURT YOURSELVES YA BIG BALONEY!

Kendra: *holding Joy back* come on, girl, it's just a pebble.

Joy: IM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR **** AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ******* AND ************** WITH IN ****** THE ********************************...
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posted by woowie
KAT'S WORLD
(first enter)
Kat: Woah. This place is a DUMP!
Dib: Kat, we ARE at the dump!
Kat: Oh... well... I knew that!
Dib: (whispers) No toi didn't!
Kat: I HEARD THAT!
Dib: :l
Kat: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF LIGHTOPIANS, PUNY EARTH SLUG!
Danny: Kat! Look out!
*goo lands on Kat*
Kat: Oh yeah, REAL funny!
Danny: You're not mutating either!
Kat: Duh, I'm Lightopian! I DO feel weird, though...
(scene 2)
Danny: Zapnis, your world's under attack.
Zapnis: ... AAAAAAAH!
Spongebob: Zapnis, calm down!
Zapnis: Okay, calmed down!
Kat: *discharges for no reason*
Zim: Eh, Kat? We took care of-
Kat: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
Zapnis: KAT!
Kat: Must... obey... master! *runs off*
Danny: That's not good.
Zapnis: Tell me about it!
(after defeating boss- which is Kat)
Kat: I'm really sorry guys-
Zapnis: Kat, don't worry about it!
Kat: :')
Zapnis: Let's go.
Kat Okay.
posted by mikmik2
so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named GIR watching a montrer called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and a dit 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no GIR this a friend'then GIR said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...
posted by mikmik2
i awnserd the door and there stood a gift when i opened it a flash of light passed through me and i woke up it was night and i looked at my hand it looked like zim's hand three fingers and a black glove! i quickly ran to the mirror and i saw i looked just exactly like an irken!so when i made a perfect duisgise it was morning and i walked to skool when i sat down zim a dit "did toi like your present mika"then i replied"a little" when i was about to scratch my bureau i claws started coming out and in like a cat so when the cloche, bell rang it rained so when i went out before i can go out zim warned me...
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posted by mikmik2
it was 4:00am and i was wide awake watching invader zim my parents don't know i am in l’amour with zim but they do know i am a HUGE fan of IZ so they were asleep and i was sitting on the canapé with all my invader zim toys and gadgets as it was on i fell asleep so i woke up and i did my morning routine i thought that it was going to be a original boring jour until i came to this school but it was spelled wrong it was skool i felt wierd my parents weren't accueil the place was empty and i had a dog until the teacher anounced hello new student annouce your name to your new classmates until i saw him,it was zim!my cœur, coeur started pounding as i annouced my name so the teacher told me to sit suivant to zim i was so in l’amour i rushed to my siège as the teacher was talking about the big bang and saying doom doom doom i just stared at zim and zim stared back as he looked at me i quickley looked at the teacher but then zim told me...
posted by ScienceWolf
Hi! I am a Zim and GIR fan.

Zim: I need some help right now!
Gir: Oop, not right there! Can I get toi a drink?
Zim: Yes,but AFTER toi GIVE me some help! *pulls a wire and it launches him across the room* GIR!!!
Bell: HEHEHEHE!!! *points and bursts out laughing*
Zim: Come over here!!
Gir: I'm just wondering... salut Master! Needs wires rewond?
cloche, bell and Zim: Gir! Help right now!!!

par the way, the way GIR is cause he's the dumb version of Gir, here's the smart version.

Gir: Master, what do toi need?
Zim: Please help me rewind these wires.
Gir: Anything! *grabs tools and does task*

Ok, y'all know Dib and Gaz? Well, Mandark really takes it all in!!! So...... until suivant time!, says Gir.
So, there have been a few problems in this spot lately. And some of toi seem to think that I am the root of them. So this is an open letter to anyone who wants to read it about the problems in this spot.


Problem Number One ~ Miscategorised Content: Not In The Right Place

A lot of people have been posting their Invader Zim stuff in weird places. Here is a guide to what each section of this spot is for:

Videos~ Well, obviously for videos!

Images~
Photos: for photos of the characters of Invader Zim, ou episodic stills, ou photos of Invader Zim merchandise that toi own.
Wallpapers: for computer wallpapers...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making dîner for myself; I was in a short sleeved white chemisier and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh foins, hay Dib, what are you...
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled GIR who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. GIR looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' GIR shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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Dib was so nervous of Gaz's absents and was thinking the worst already; she was only 5 minutes late.

"She's not here yet, something has happened and it's my fault. Because of me Gaz can be in danger, defenseless and alone, without her brother. What if Zim is using her for his evil and stuff?" Dib a dit out loud, he was sweating and his hands were trembling in fear. He then stood instantly; his fear he had a minute il y a went away and stood in a heroic pose

"No, I won't let Zim harm my little sister, I'M COMING GAZ!!!"

He ran toward the door and once he opened it he then collides with someone and...
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After Skool was over both zim and Gaz had decided to walk together to zim's House. They both walked in silence and felt awkward but thought it was best to keep it that way. Before they left, Gaz told Dib she wasn't coming accueil till 9:00 at night, and of course Dib began to think the worst. He worried of what Zim might do to her without him there to protect her but she guaranteed him that nothing will happen, knowing that Zim is smart enough not to mess with her.

Besides Gaz has a project to do and she will not risk failing it par some stupidity Dib might do that might really piss off Zim. She...
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 "Congratulations toi two, it's a boy"
"Congratulations you two, it's a boy"
As zim walked accueil from skool he has been thinking of how to encourage Lard Nar (leader of the Resisty) to assist him destroy every Irken that dared to laugh at him behind his back. The Resisty hated the Irkens too which meant it would be hard for zim to influence The Resisty to team up with him, a rival.
Zim signed at the last thought and open the door to enter his base; of course GIR was in the canapé watching his Scary Monkey montrer like always.

"Gir, was there any response from the resisty?"

"I donno" GIR a dit not taking his eyes from the TV.

"I thought I told toi to... Oh forget it, I'll check...
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Zim stared at Gaz's reaction toward Ms. Jackson. He was impressed of how much fear the human can cause to others, he enjoyed it and at the same time it angered him because he wanted to be the one who would cause fear and destruction towards the humans.

She is not like any other filthy human on earth; she's different, in an evil kind a way. 'If Gaz were an Irken Invader she would be able to take over plus than 10 planets in a snap of her fingers' he thought as he observed her.

Gaz felt his stare and turned to face him, she gave him a glare but Zim didn't look away instead he smirked at her....
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 l’amour Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My cœur, coeur Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A question Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's cœur, coeur <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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posted by InvaderCynder
(age 5)

Cynder woke up with a long yawn.she hopped off of her lit and headed for her mom and dad. they were nowhere to find in the entire mansion. she hummed "beautiful soul" to calm her nerves as she wondered around outside trying to find her parents. after five minutes she finally found them...in the graveyard. they had past away while she slept. tears came to her little eyes as she walked away. she arrived at the tallest accueil and burst into the room where Purple and Red were eating donuts. "i want revenge!" she screamed at the haut, retour au début of her voice.

She began training the suivant day. at first she...
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posted by InvaderCynder
i woke up and packed up the couch. petit gâteau, cupcake had already woken up and left. the room smelled of liver and onions. i stuck out my tongue in disgust and headed out the door."by petit gâteau, cupcake see toi after Skool!" i called out. "BY MASTER!" she called back.

i bumped into somebody and we both fell over backwards."sorry!" i a dit quickly.it was Bell.she was a classmate now so we saw each other a lot."it's ok." she told me as she got up. i got up too and we met each others face."where toi heading?" she asked out of the blue."uh...Skool." i said, almost forgetting."oh, ok. wait, it's this way?" she seemed...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"What are toi doing here, Doofinsmirts?" Kat asked the Man."i thought toi were dead!" he sent back."as did i, Doofy."she admitted. The platypus kicked her in the head and she fell over."Perry the Platypus! shame on you!" the man scolded. Perry shrugged.i knocked the dude down."whoa!"he screamed as he fell.the platypus nodded to me and grabbed Kat."lemme go, Perry!" she screamed, using her arm to send him flying. she was amazingly strong."as for you..." she trailed off, looking my way. she got up and ran to me, getting ready to coup de poing me. as a reaction, i did the same. we punched each other...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"Perry the Platypus?" Kat screamed angrily in question.the platypus made the weird chirping noise again and jumped up onto a beam.and, of course, i got inspired. i flipped myself upside down and kicked Michu multiple times in the head until he fell over."Michu!" Kat cried out. i headed toward Tuff Dood." Tuff Dood, look out!" she warned the Lightopian. the platypus kick tripped her, making her fall off the beam. I saw cloche, bell jump and catch her so that she didn't fall to her death.

Tuff Dood had Zim in a head lock and Zim's neck was about to snap. "HEY TUFF DOOD!CATCH THIS!" i taunted, jump kicking...
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(This is all in Gir's point of view!)

Cynder looked as shocked as my Master looked displeased.I was still hiding behind her leg when i saw that petit gâteau, cupcake had gotten here. i guess i didn't notice."just so toi know" started to play in my head, but thankfully not out loud.i wanted to run to her, but i didn't dare leave the safety of Cynder.

I looked at the girl, and suddenly started having a flashback. it was of me and her playing together. but i looked different.i was...smaller. plus S.I.R.-like.was what she a dit about me being stolen true? i had to know.

Finally, i let go of Cynders leg and strongly...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Well, i was going to put up jour 3 of my Fanfic, but my computer got screwed ou something. i had an entire half of the page done when my computer glitched and everything went away. i had a pretty good thing going, but i can't finish it this week. please understand i had the best intentions of making the suivant day.well, at least toi can look at these pictures.(you may have already seen some)

here was what the lesson was today: "doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...
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